What are some of the funniest football manager stories you've heard?
I heard about a manager who got so excited during a game that he ran onto the pitch to celebrate a goal before the referee had even blown the whistle to confirm it. He got a yellow card for his over - enthusiasm. It was really funny.
One manager had a habit of shouting really strange and random phrases from the sidelines. Things like 'Kick the ball, not the clouds!' His players were used to it, but the opposing team and the fans found it very amusing. His unique way of coaching added a touch of humor to the games.
There was a manager who was known for his superstitions. He always carried a lucky charm, which was an old, smelly sock. One day, during a match, the sock fell out of his pocket and onto the pitch. The players and the opponents were all distracted by it. It led to a really chaotic and comical moment.
What are some of the funniest property manager stories you've heard?
There was this property manager who was trying to fix a leaky faucet in one of the units. As he was under the sink, the tenant's dog came in and thought his head was a new chew toy. The manager had to hold the dog off with one hand while still trying to fix the faucet. It was quite a sight. He later told the story to all his colleagues and they couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest NFL football stories you've heard?
There was this one play where a lineman thought the ball had been snapped when it actually hadn't. He started running forward and tackled his own teammate by mistake. His teammate was really confused, and the fans couldn't stop laughing. It was a classic case of miscommunication on the field.
What are some of the funniest football player stories you've heard?
I heard about a player who accidentally scored an own goal while trying to celebrate a teammate's goal too early. He jumped up to hug his teammate near the goal and headed the ball into his own net.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.