Do you know any really hilarious funny broken toe stories?
My neighbor was walking down the stairs while reading a book. He wasn't paying attention to where he was stepping. He missed a step and slammed his toe into the edge of the next step. It was broken. But he later told us how he thought for a second he could fly when he missed that step, which made the whole story quite funny.
Yes. A man was in a hurry to get to work. He put on his shoes without looking and realized too late that there was a small toy in there. He stepped on it hard and broke his toe. He had to go to work limping and tell everyone this really silly story.
Can you share some funny broken toe stories?
There was this time at a party. A guy was showing off his new shoes and tried to do a little jump. He landed wrong and his toe made a cracking sound. He sat there on the floor, holding his foot, but then he started making jokes about how his toe was on a'special vacation' from walking properly.
Do you know any really funny love stories?
Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.
Do you know any really hilarious relationship break up stories?
I've heard about a couple who broke up during a trip. They were on a hike and the guy kept taking selfies without her. She asked him to take some pictures of her but he refused, saying he was too busy getting his perfect shot. She got so angry that she threw his phone into a nearby stream and then told him it was over. It was quite a scene.
Are there any really hilarious funny repentance stories?
There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.
Do you know any really funny short police stories?
Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'
Do you know any really funny senior citizens stories?
Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.
Do you know any funny broken ankle stories from sports events?
Sure. In a football game, one player was so focused on stealing the ball from an opponent that he didn't notice a small hole on the field. He stepped right into it and his ankle twisted and broke. His face of shock and then realizing what had happened was quite funny.
Do you know any really humorous funny big fish stories?
Well, I've heard of a story where a woman went fishing alone. She was using a very small fishing rod. All of a sudden, she got a bite from what she thought was a little fish. But as she pulled, she realized it was a huge fish. It dragged her around in her small boat for a while. She was screaming and laughing at the same time. Eventually, she managed to get the fish close enough to see that it was a big salmon. It was quite a comical situation as she was this tiny woman against this big fish with a tiny rod.
Do you know any really funny or embarrassing stories from school?
There was this one time in gym class. A girl was running on the track and her shoelace came undone. She didn't notice and tripped over it, sprawling right in front of the whole class. It was an embarrassing moment for her, but we all made sure she was okay and then had a good laugh about it later.
Do you know any really funny maintenance stories from factories?
Yes. In a factory, a maintenance worker was asked to fix a conveyor belt. When he checked, he found a glove that had been stuck in the gears for days. It was so mangled but still recognizable.