What are some of the funniest convention stories you've heard?
I heard about a food convention where they were sampling different types of cheese. There was a very strong - smelling cheese that they were trying to promote. One of the tasters took a big whiff and made the funniest disgusted face. He then tried to be polite and said it had an 'interesting' flavor, but his face told a different story. Everyone around couldn't stop laughing.
At a comic - con, there was a group of people doing a skit from a popular superhero movie. One of the actors playing the villain was so into his role that he started improvising some really cheesy lines. His over - the - top performance had the whole crowd in stitches. It was supposed to be a serious skit, but it turned into a comedy show.
At a music convention, there was a battle of the bands. One band showed up with the most mismatched outfits. They looked like they raided a thrift store from different decades. But their music was amazing. The contrast between their appearance and their talent was hilarious. The judges were all smiling and nodding while trying not to laugh too hard at their outfits as they played.
What are some of the funniest Waitrose stories you've heard?
At Waitrose, there was a customer who thought the self - checkout machines were magic. He kept waving his hands over the items instead of scanning them. When the machine beeped at him, he got all flustered and started talking to it like it was a person, saying 'Oh, don't be angry with me, little machine'. It was extremely funny to watch.
What are some of the funniest wedding stories you've heard?
I heard of a wedding where the ring bearer was a puppy. And the puppy got so excited during the ceremony that it ran around in circles, making everyone laugh. The rings were thankfully attached to its collar safely.
What are some of the funniest budgie stories you've heard?
There was a budgie that got into a box of confetti. It then flew around the room, scattering confetti everywhere. It looked like a little flying party animal. The owner was both exasperated and amused at the same time. The budgie seemed to be having the time of its life, flapping its wings and spreading the colorful paper all over the place.
What are some of the funniest moose stories you've heard?
There was a moose that walked into a campsite and stole a bag of marshmallows. It then ran off into the woods with the bag in its mouth. The campers were both shocked and amused at the moose's thievery.
What are some of the funniest biker stories you've heard?
There was a biker who was on a long - distance journey. He got really tired and decided to take a short nap by the side of the road. He tied his bike to his leg so that no one could steal it. But when he woke up, he had forgotten about the bike being tied to his leg and tried to stand up. He ended up falling over again and again until he finally remembered. It was a hilarious moment for him when he realized what was going on.
What are some of the funniest conure stories you've heard?
I heard about a conure that would pretend to be asleep when its owner wanted it to do something it didn't like. It would close its eyes and lean its head back, but as soon as the owner walked away, it would open its eyes and start playing again.
What are some of the funniest EMT stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about an EMT who went to help a woman who had fallen while chasing her runaway parrot. The parrot was squawking on a tree branch while the woman was sprawled on the ground. The EMT had to first calm the woman and then try to catch the parrot. It was hilarious.
What are some of the funniest pool stories you've heard?
A family was at the pool. The dad was trying to teach the family dog to swim. He gently pushed the dog into the pool, but instead of swimming, the dog just stood on its hind legs and started walking on the bottom of the pool as if it was on land. It was really comical to watch.
What are some of the funniest husband stories you've heard?
A friend's husband was trying to be helpful and clean the house. He vacuumed up a small rug thinking it was just a big piece of dirt. When his wife found out, she couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest trucking stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a trucker who accidentally drove into a small-town parade. He was so embarrassed but the townspeople found it hilarious. They even invited him to join the parade. So there he was, driving his big truck in the middle of a parade full of floats and marching bands.