What are the best jokes story you've heard?
I once heard a story joke. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He called his friend and said, 'You should get one of these new hearing aids. It's amazing!' His friend replied, 'What kind is it?' The man said, 'It's 3:30.' This joke is funny because of the miscommunication due to the man misunderstanding the concept of the hearing aid.
The joke story about the librarian is also great. A librarian is shushing everyone in the library. A man comes up to her and whispers, 'Do you have the book for people with stuttering problems?' The librarian whispers back, 'Yes, who shall I say it is for?' This joke plays on the librarian's shushing behavior and the unexpected response in the whispering conversation.
What is the best coronavirus story you've heard?
There was this story of a doctor who worked tirelessly during the coronavirus outbreak. He not only treated patients but also took the time to call their families every day to give updates. He slept in the hospital for weeks, away from his own family. His selfless dedication saved many lives and his story became an inspiration for others in the medical field.
What are some of the funniest real life jokes stories you've heard?
At a family gathering, my uncle was trying to open a jar of pickles. He struggled for ages, using towels for grip and everything. Finally, he gave up and said, 'These pickles are clearly not meant to be eaten today. They must be on a hunger strike.' It had the whole family in stitches. There's something about the way he just gave up and made that joke that was really funny. And it was a moment that everyone could relate to, because we've all had those times when we just can't open something no matter how hard we try.
What is the best Pelotonia story you've ever heard?
A young girl's story in Pelotonia is quite remarkable. She wasn't a cancer patient herself, but her mother was. She decided to take part in the Pelotonia ride when she was just 15. She managed to get sponsors from her school, neighborhood, and local businesses. During the ride, she was determined and didn't let the long distance or the tough terrain stop her. She was a symbol of hope and determination for all the other riders and for her mother who was battling cancer at that time.
What is the best Etsy story you've ever heard?
There was this couple who sold hand - painted mugs on Etsy. They had a really tough time at first, with hardly any sales. But they didn't give up. They started offering custom - made mugs with people's pets' pictures on them. A customer who ordered one of these custom mugs shared it on social media. It went viral, and soon their shop was flooded with orders. Their story is a great example of how creativity and perseverance can pay off on Etsy.
What is the best NSFW story you've ever heard?
Sharing NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stories is inappropriate as it often involves vulgar and unethical content. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics.
What is the best accountability story you've ever heard?
One of the best accountability stories I know is about a group project in school. There was a team member who wasn't pulling their weight at first. But the others in the group held him accountable. They had an honest conversation about how everyone's contribution was important. Eventually, he stepped up, worked hard, and they got an excellent grade. It shows that when people are held accountable, positive things can happen.
What is the best scary story you've ever heard?
I think 'The Monkey's Paw' is a great scary story. A family gets a magical monkey's paw that can grant three wishes. But every wish comes with a horrible consequence. For example, they wish for money and their son dies at work, so they get a compensation. It's scary as it makes you think about the unexpected and often tragic results of getting what you think you want.
What is the best night story you've ever heard?
A best night story for me is 'The Ugly Duckling'. It shows that no matter how different you may seem at first, you can grow into something beautiful. The poor duckling endures so much hardship and loneliness. But in the end, it turns into a magnificent swan. It gives a sense of hope and comfort, which is perfect for a night when you need some positive thoughts.
What is the best forex story you've ever heard?
One of the best forex stories I know is about a trader who started with a very small amount of capital. He was extremely disciplined, spending hours studying charts and market trends. Through careful risk management and continuous learning, he gradually grew his account. He didn't get greedy when he had small wins but reinvested smartly. Eventually, he turned his initial small investment into a substantial amount that allowed him to achieve financial freedom and even start his own trading consultancy.
What is the best bullshit college story you've heard?
There was a student who said she could levitate objects with her mind during finals week. She said the stress of exams gave her some sort of psychic power. She'd sit in the library and pretend to focus really hard on a pencil, and then claim it moved a little bit. Everyone knew she was just joking around, but it was a fun story to pass the time during those intense study days.