What are some of the most memorable funny animal owner stories you've heard?
One really funny story is about a guinea pig owner. The guinea pig somehow got into the owner's makeup bag and came out looking like a little monster with lipstick all over its face and eyeshadow on its ears. The owner couldn't stop laughing when he saw it, and of course, he had to clean up the little troublemaker.
There was a story about a rabbit owner. The rabbit loved to steal the owner's socks and hide them in its little nest. One day, the owner found all his missing socks there. It was so unexpected and hilarious.
A hamster owner once told me that his hamster would always run in its wheel at the exact same time every night, which was when the owner was trying to watch his favorite TV show. The sound of the wheel was so loud that it became part of the 'background music' for the show. The owner found it both frustrating and funny.
What are some of the most memorable hospitality funny stories you've heard?
A hotel had a new trainee at the front desk. A guest came and asked for a room with a view. The trainee, a bit flustered, said 'Sure, we have a room with a view of our very nice dumpster!' Everyone nearby burst out laughing, including the guest who then kindly asked for a different room.
What are some of the most memorable funny wetsuit stories you've heard?
A surfer told me that he once borrowed a wetsuit that had a big hole in an embarrassing place. He didn't notice until he was already in the water. Every time he paddled, water would gush in through the hole. He said he felt like he was getting a very cold and unexpected bath.
What are some of the most memorable funny Skyrim stories you've heard?
There was a story where a player's character was a mage. During a battle, instead of casting a spell on the enemy, the mage cast a spell on his own feet and started dancing uncontrollably. This distracted the enemy so much that they just stood there watching in confusion, which actually gave the player enough time to regroup and win the battle. It's a really funny and unexpected turn of events.
What are some of the most memorable funny conference stories you've heard?
There was a conference where a keynote speaker got on stage and realized he had put on two different - colored shoes. He just laughed it off and said it was his new fashion statement for the day. The whole crowd loved his self - confidence and sense of humor.
What are some of the most memorable funny ragging stories you've heard?
There was a time when in a ragging session, the seniors made the freshmen act out a scene from a famous movie in reverse. One group chose 'Titanic'. Watching them try to reenact the sinking of the ship in reverse, with people climbing up the ship instead of down, and the 'iceberg' disappearing was extremely hilarious. It was a creative and funny way of ragging that didn't cross any lines. The whole atmosphere was filled with laughter and it became a memorable event for all who witnessed it.
What are some of the most memorable funny groom stories you've heard?
I heard about a groom who was supposed to say his vows. But instead of the romantic words he had practiced, he accidentally started reciting a recipe for his favorite cake. His bride couldn't stop laughing and neither could the guests.
What are some of the most memorable funny hooker stories you've heard?
I heard about a hooker who mistook a priest for a regular client. She started her usual pitch and the poor priest was so flustered. He just started praying out loud, which made the hooker realize her mistake and run away in embarrassment.
What are some of the most memorable funny heartbreak stories you've heard?
I heard about a girl who thought her boyfriend was going to propose on Valentine's Day. She got all dressed up and was waiting for a romantic dinner. But instead, he broke up with her right after the appetizer, saying he wanted to be single to focus on his career. The funny thing was she was so stunned that she just started laughing uncontrollably. Later she realized it was better this way.
What are some of the most memorable funny gambling stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who bet on a horse race. He picked the horse because it had a name similar to his girlfriend's. The horse was a total underdog, but it ended up winning. He was over the moon and said it was fate. He ran around the track cheering like a crazy person.
What are some of the most memorable funny tripping stories you've heard?
A friend of mine was at a wedding. She was wearing high heels and walking on the grass. She tripped over a small hole in the ground and fell right into the wedding cake! Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was quite a mess but also a really funny moment.