What are some of the most memorable funny wetsuit stories you've heard?
A surfer told me that he once borrowed a wetsuit that had a big hole in an embarrassing place. He didn't notice until he was already in the water. Every time he paddled, water would gush in through the hole. He said he felt like he was getting a very cold and unexpected bath.
I heard about a family going on a snorkeling trip. The youngest member put on his dad's wetsuit which was way too big for him. He looked like a tiny little person lost in a giant black sack. He could barely walk to the water, let alone swim. We all had a good laugh when they showed us the pictures later.
What are some of the most memorable hospitality funny stories you've heard?
A hotel had a new trainee at the front desk. A guest came and asked for a room with a view. The trainee, a bit flustered, said 'Sure, we have a room with a view of our very nice dumpster!' Everyone nearby burst out laughing, including the guest who then kindly asked for a different room.
What are some of the most memorable funny Skyrim stories you've heard?
There was a story where a player's character was a mage. During a battle, instead of casting a spell on the enemy, the mage cast a spell on his own feet and started dancing uncontrollably. This distracted the enemy so much that they just stood there watching in confusion, which actually gave the player enough time to regroup and win the battle. It's a really funny and unexpected turn of events.
What are some of the most memorable funny conference stories you've heard?
There was a conference where a keynote speaker got on stage and realized he had put on two different - colored shoes. He just laughed it off and said it was his new fashion statement for the day. The whole crowd loved his self - confidence and sense of humor.
What are some of the most memorable funny ragging stories you've heard?
There was a time when in a ragging session, the seniors made the freshmen act out a scene from a famous movie in reverse. One group chose 'Titanic'. Watching them try to reenact the sinking of the ship in reverse, with people climbing up the ship instead of down, and the 'iceberg' disappearing was extremely hilarious. It was a creative and funny way of ragging that didn't cross any lines. The whole atmosphere was filled with laughter and it became a memorable event for all who witnessed it.
What are some of the most memorable funny groom stories you've heard?
I heard about a groom who was supposed to say his vows. But instead of the romantic words he had practiced, he accidentally started reciting a recipe for his favorite cake. His bride couldn't stop laughing and neither could the guests.
What are some of the most memorable funny hooker stories you've heard?
I heard about a hooker who mistook a priest for a regular client. She started her usual pitch and the poor priest was so flustered. He just started praying out loud, which made the hooker realize her mistake and run away in embarrassment.
What are some of the most memorable funny heartbreak stories you've heard?
I heard about a girl who thought her boyfriend was going to propose on Valentine's Day. She got all dressed up and was waiting for a romantic dinner. But instead, he broke up with her right after the appetizer, saying he wanted to be single to focus on his career. The funny thing was she was so stunned that she just started laughing uncontrollably. Later she realized it was better this way.
What are some of the most memorable funny gambling stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who bet on a horse race. He picked the horse because it had a name similar to his girlfriend's. The horse was a total underdog, but it ended up winning. He was over the moon and said it was fate. He ran around the track cheering like a crazy person.
What are some of the most memorable funny tripping stories you've heard?
A friend of mine was at a wedding. She was wearing high heels and walking on the grass. She tripped over a small hole in the ground and fell right into the wedding cake! Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was quite a mess but also a really funny moment.
What are some of the most memorable funny accident stories you've heard?
A story I'll never forget is from a camping trip. A guy was trying to set up his tent. He had all the poles in place but then accidentally let go of one side. The whole tent collapsed on him. He was struggling to get out while his friends were recording it on their phones and laughing. It was really hilarious and we still talk about it sometimes.