Can you share some funny zombie short stories?
One funny short story is that a zombie got lost in a cornfield. He was so confused that he started chasing his own shadow thinking it was a human. And when the sun went down, he just stood there, not knowing what to do next. Also, there was a zombie who joined a marathon. But instead of running, he just shuffled along slowly, and all the runners thought he was part of a new type of performance art.
Sure. There was once a zombie who walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'We don't serve zombies here.' The zombie replied, 'But I'm a vegetarian zombie!' and then showed his teeth made of carrots. Another story is about a zombie who tried to dance at a disco. He was so clumsy that he kept bumping into other 'dancers' and they all ended up running away in fear.
Can you share some funny zombie stories?
Sure. There was once a zombie who chased a man into a bakery. Instead of eating the man, the zombie got distracted by a big, gooey cinnamon roll. He just stood there, staring at it, and the man managed to escape.
Can you share some funny short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Can you share some short but funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short but funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Can you share some short and funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.