Can you share some funny jobcentre stories?
At a jobcentre, there was a guy who was very enthusiastic about getting a job in the circus. He showed up in a clown costume to his interview at the jobcentre. He started doing little clown tricks like making balloon animals and juggling imaginary balls while answering questions. The jobcentre employees were so amused that they shared his story with other circus - related employers in the area and he actually got an audition for a circus job.
What are the most memorable funny jobcentre stories?
One of the most memorable stories is of a lady who applied for a job as a flight attendant. She was asked to demonstrate how she would deal with a difficult passenger. She started acting out a scenario where the 'passenger' was being really rude and she ended up using some really over - the - top diva - like gestures. It was so funny that the whole jobcentre was in stitches. She didn't get that particular job but she did get offers for acting gigs later on. Another great one was when a young man applying for a delivery job got his bike stuck in the door of the jobcentre on his way in. He just shrugged and said 'Well, at least you know I'm good at getting into tight spaces!' and that became a running joke at the jobcentre for weeks." "Answer3": "A memorable funny story involves a guy who came to the jobcentre looking for a job in construction. He had a very thick accent. When asked about his experience, he started to describe building a 'big housa' but the way he pronounced it made it sound like 'big horse'. The interviewer was confused at first but then they both had a good laugh when they realized the miscommunication. It was a simple and light - hearted moment that everyone at the jobcentre remembered.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny clean funny stories?
There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Can you share some of the 15 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. Another might be a man who accidentally put his shoes on the wrong feet and walked around all day without noticing.
Can you share some funny stories?
Here's another one. A little boy was at school and the teacher asked him to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. He said, 'My dad has a cold and said it was contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, can you use it in another way?' The boy replied, 'My mom has a really contagious laugh. When she starts, everyone else starts laughing too.'
Can you share some of the funny stories?
There's this funny story about a dog. A family had a new puppy. They put a bell on its collar so they could know where it was. One day, the dog chased its own tail, and the bell was ringing non - stop. The family thought there was an intruder until they found the dog chasing itself in circles.
Can you share some funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles for minutes, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some of funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'
Can you share some of the 70 funny stories?
Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.