Tell me a present perfect progressive funny story about animals.
I once saw a squirrel that has been attempting to break into a bird feeder. It has been jumping up and down, trying different angles for days. It has been grabbing at the feeder with its little paws. The feeder has been swinging back and forth from all its attempts. And yet, the squirrel has been unable to get to the seeds inside. It has been a continuous and rather funny battle between the squirrel and the feeder.
A cat has been trying to catch its own tail for days. It has been spinning around in circles, completely oblivious to how silly it looks. Every time it gets close, it jumps a bit too soon or too late. It has been so focused on that tail that it has been ignoring everything else around it. It's a really funny sight to see it keep on with this seemingly never - ending pursuit.
Tell a funny present perfect progressive story.
There has been a dog that has been chasing its tail for hours. It started this morning and has been at it ever since. The dog's owner has been watching in amusement. 'That dog has been going in circles for so long,' the owner thought. It seems the dog has been thinking its tail is some kind of strange new toy. Every time it almost catches it, it just spins around some more. It has been a very funny sight, and the dog has been completely oblivious to how silly it looks while it has been on this never - ending tail - chasing adventure.
Can you share a present perfect progressive funny story?
Sure. There's this one about my friend who has been trying to learn how to juggle for weeks. He has been dropping balls all over the place. Every time I see him, he has been standing there with balls at his feet, looking all confused. It's really hilarious to watch his continuous attempts at getting it right.
Can you share a short and funny present perfect progressive story?
Sure. There has been a little girl who has been trying to tie her shoelaces. She has been at it for half an hour. She has been making the funniest faces as she struggles. Her mother has been watching and trying not to laugh. Finally, the girl gives up and says, 'I have been trying too hard!'
Tell me a funny story about animals
A little mouse once found a pair of sunglasses. He put them on and suddenly thought he was the toughest mouse in the world. He strutted around in front of the other mice, challenging them to races and contests. He even walked right up to the cat's bowl while the cat was sleeping and took a piece of food. When the cat woke up and saw this mouse with sunglasses acting all brave, the cat was so startled that it ran away. The other mice couldn't believe it and from then on, the mouse with the sunglasses was their hero.
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A cat and a dog were arguing about who was the smartest. The dog said, 'I can do tricks like sit, stay, and roll over.' The cat replied, 'That's nothing. I can make people open doors for me, feed me, and clean my litter box without even asking.'
Tell me a short funny story about animals.
A group of ducks were walking in a line. The first duck said, 'Quack.' The second duck said, 'Quack.' But the third duck said, 'I'm not following this stupid 'quack' thing.' The first two ducks looked at him and said, 'Then you're not a real duck!' and they walked away. The third duck thought for a moment and then ran after them shouting, 'Wait, I'm a quack!'
Tell me a funny optimistic story about animals.
There was a little puppy. It got lost in the park. Instead of being scared, it wagged its tail and started following a group of ducks. The ducks were a bit confused at first but then just let the puppy tag along. Eventually, the puppy's owner found it while following the trail of the ducks and the puppy. It was a funny sight and the puppy's optimistic attitude made it an adventure.
Tell me a 150 - word funny story about animals.
A dog and a cat were friends. One day, they decided to have a race. The dog was confident. But as soon as the race started, the dog saw a squirrel. He immediately chased the squirrel instead of running the race. The cat, being smarter, just kept going and won the race. When the dog finally remembered the race, he came back and said, 'Hey, that squirrel was a cheater!'
Tell me a crazy funny story about animals.
A duck once walked into a store. It went straight to the toy section and started playing with a rubber duck. The store owner was so shocked that he just watched as the duck quacked happily among the toys for a good ten minutes before waddling out.
Tell me a very funny story about animals.
There was a dog that loved to chase its shadow. One sunny day, it was running around in circles trying to catch it. When it finally got tired, it just lay down on the shadow as if to say 'I got you at last!' It was really funny.