Do you have any spring cleaning funny stories to share?
Well, my family was doing spring cleaning and we found a box full of old toys. My sister started playing with a broken doll and made up this hilarious story about it being a detective on a mission in our attic. It was really funny.
During spring cleaning last year, I decided to clean out my closet. I found a pair of pants that I thought I had lost ages ago. But the best part was that there was a note in the pocket from my friend from years back. It said 'You left these at my place, silly!'. It brought back a lot of memories and made me chuckle.
Can you share some funny cleaning stories?
Sure. Once my friend was cleaning the attic and found an old diary from his childhood. He started reading it and got so distracted that he ended up just sitting there for hours reminiscing, completely forgetting about the cleaning. When he finally remembered, the attic was still a mess but he had a great time reliving his memories.
Can you share some funny house cleaning stories?
Well, I have a story. I was cleaning under the sofa and found a whole bunch of lost items like remote controls, some old coins, and a couple of hair ties. But the funniest part was when I moved the coffee table to clean under it. There was a huge dust bunny that seemed to have a life of its own. It rolled across the floor when I blew on it accidentally, and I chased it around trying to sweep it up.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.
Do you have any diarrhea funny stories to share?
Well, once my friend ate a whole bunch of spicy food at a buffet. Later that day, he had such bad diarrhea. He was running to the bathroom every few minutes at a party. Every time he came out, his face was all red from embarrassment and we couldn't help but laugh a bit. He learned his lesson about overdoing it on the spicy stuff.