What are the most hilarious new year's resolutions funny stories you know?
My friend once resolved to stop swearing. On New Year's Eve, just as the clock was about to strike midnight, she accidentally stubbed her toe and let out a string of swear words. She then realized she had already failed her resolution before it even started.
There's the story of a man who resolved to be more punctual. His first appointment in the new year was at 9 am. He set multiple alarms. But when the alarms went off, he hit snooze so many times that he finally woke up at 10:30 am. He then realized he had forgotten to change the time on one of his alarms which was set for an hour later than it should have been.
Share some new year's resolutions funny stories.
A woman made a resolution to exercise every day. But when the first day of January came, it was snowing heavily outside. Instead of going to the gym, she put on her winter boots and walked around her living room for five minutes, calling it 'indoor exercise'. She then sat on the couch and watched TV, feeling proud of her 'effort'.
What are the most common themes in new year resolutions stories?
Self - discovery is quite common. For example, someone might make a resolution to travel alone to new places to find out more about themselves. Career - related themes are also frequent. People might resolve to get a promotion or change jobs. Financial stability is another theme, with stories of people saving money or paying off debts as their new year resolutions.
What are the most hilarious redneck funny stories you know?
A really funny redneck story involves a redneck couple who went on a date to the local fair. They entered a 'guess the weight of the pig' contest. The guy guessed a ridiculously high number, and when the pig was actually weighed, it was way less. But instead of being embarrassed, he said his number was the pig's 'future weight' when it was all fattened up for Christmas. Everyone around them burst out laughing.
What are the most hilarious funny lawyer stories you know?
There was a lawyer representing a client in a small claims court. He was trying to make a point about how his client had been wronged. In his enthusiasm, he accidentally knocked over a glass of water on the judge's bench. The look on his face was priceless, and the judge had to take a short break to clean up. It was a really funny moment in that courtroom. This shows that even lawyers can have clumsy and unexpected moments during a trial.
What are the most hilarious funny ricer stories you know?
One ricer added so many stickers to his car that it was hard to tell what the original color was. And he put these huge stickers of flames on the side that looked really fake. When he showed it off to his friends, they couldn't stop laughing at how tacky it looked.
What are the most hilarious Zoom funny stories you know?
A great Zoom funny story is about a group of friends having a virtual party on Zoom. One of them decided to do a magic trick and ended up making a huge mess in his room instead. Another story involves a person who was in a job interview on Zoom. Their cat walked in front of the camera and then sat down and stared at the interviewer, which was quite awkward. And I remember a Zoom call where a woman's hair got caught in her headphones while she was talking and she had to struggle to get it out, all while still trying to be professional on the call.
What are the most hilarious funny gardening stories you know?
There was a gardener who planted pumpkin seeds. He expected normal - sized pumpkins. But one of the pumpkins grew to be enormous. When he tried to move it, it was so heavy that it rolled right into his garden shed and knocked over all his tools. It was chaos but also very funny.
What are the most hilarious funny ninja stories you know?
One funny story is about a ninja who was supposed to be on a secret mission at night. He wore all black as usual but accidentally walked into a group of black cows. He got so confused trying to find his way out that he ended up making so much noise that the enemy was alerted long before he could get close.
What are the most hilarious funny waiter stories you know?
In a small diner, a waiter was serving an old lady. She asked for coffee with a lot of cream. When the waiter brought it, she said there was too much cream. So the waiter took a spoon and started scooping out the cream bit by bit while singing 'The Great Cream Removal Song'. The old lady was in stitches and the whole diner was amused by the waiter's antics.
What are the most hilarious CFA funny stories you know?
Well, in one prep class, a teacher was trying to explain a really complex concept. But instead of using the right financial terms, he accidentally used food terms. For example, he said 'dividends are like sprinkles on the ice - cream of stocks'. The whole class burst into laughter and it actually helped them remember the concept in a strange way.