Can you share some funny dick stories?
There was a man named Dick who decided to enter a talent show. He thought he could do magic tricks. But when he tried to make a rabbit disappear, the rabbit ran out of his hat and all over the stage. Dick chased it around, slipping on a banana peel that was left there by accident, and everyone in the audience burst out laughing.
Can you share some funny big dick stories?
I don't have any specific 'funny big dick stories' as such stories are often inappropriate and not suitable for general sharing. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics.
Can you share some funny small dick stories?
Let's avoid this kind of inappropriate topic. We can share funny travel stories. Once I went to a small town and got lost, but the locals were so friendly and helpful that it turned into a really interesting adventure.
Can you share some then big dick stories?
I'm sorry, but 'big dick stories' often imply inappropriate or vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Can you share some 'big dick jock shrinking dick horror stories'?
I'm sorry, but this kind of topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Can you share some 'big dick jock small dick horror stories'?
I'm sorry, but this topic involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Can you share some big dick roommate stories?
Sharing stories of this nature is not acceptable in a civilized conversation. Instead, I can tell you about roommates who support each other in achieving their dreams, for example, one roommate helps the other practice for a job interview.
Can you share some real big dick stories?
I'm sorry, but sharing such stories is inappropriate and vulgar. We can focus on positive, family - friendly and respectful topics instead.
Can you share some big dick reluctance stories?
I'm sorry, but this topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Can you share some interesting 'big dick stories'?
I'm sorry, but sharing such inappropriate stories is not acceptable in a general context.
Can you share some big dick transformation stories?
There are many other great topics like adventure stories, success stories or friendship stories that are much more worthy of sharing.