Can a newfie tell a joke story?
Yes, they can. A newfie joke story could be like this. A newfie was visiting the big city. He saw an escalator for the first time. He stood there watching it for a while, then he said to his friend, 'Look at that moving staircase. I bet it's broken. It's going up and down all the time for no reason!' His friend just laughed at his innocent confusion.
Of course. There's this newfie joke story. A newfie was driving his old truck down the road. His friend in the passenger seat noticed the speedometer was broken. The newfie said, 'Don't worry, I know how fast I'm going. See that fence post? I pass one every 10 seconds, and I know the distance between them is 50 feet. So I'm doing about 34 miles per hour!' His friend was amazed at his unique way of calculating speed.
What kind of joke story can a newfie tell?
A newfie might tell a story about their experiences on the farm. Like the time a newfie was trying to milk a cow for the first time. He sat there for hours but couldn't get a single drop. Finally, he looked at the cow and said, 'You're not very cooperative, are you? I bet you're keeping all the milk for yourself!'
Tell me a joke story
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell an interesting joke or story
Joke time. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Tell me the joke origin story of the knock - knock joke.
Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.
Can you tell me a joke or a funny story?
A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you tell a funny story about a joke?
Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me another joke story
There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' See, fish can't drive tanks but they don't know that, which makes it a funny mix - up of ideas. It plays on the double meaning of 'tank' - as in a container for fish and a military vehicle.
Tell me an English joke story.
Here's another English joke story. A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!' The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree - dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me a christmas joke story.
Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'