Can you recall any particularly funny foster parent stories?
In one foster home, the kids decided to surprise their foster parents with a 'talent show'. One of the younger kids thought his 'talent' was making animal noises. So he stood in front of everyone and made the most outlandish and loud animal noises that didn't really sound like any real animal. The foster parents were in stitches and it was a really memorable and funny moment for the whole family.
Sure. There was a foster parent who had a little girl who was obsessed with making forts. One day, she used all the sheets in the house to build a huge fort in the living room. When the foster parent came home, they couldn't even find the couch. But instead of getting mad, the foster parent joined in and they had a 'fort party' inside with snacks and stories.
Can you recall any particularly funny Disney cast member stories?
Sure. A cast member playing Tinker Bell got her wings caught in a bush while flying (on a wire) across the area. She was dangling there for a few seconds trying to free herself while still maintaining her pixie - like charm. The guests were all pointing and laughing in a good - natured way.
Share some funny foster parent stories.
One funny foster parent story is when a foster parent tried to teach a young boy how to cook. The boy accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the cake batter. When they baked it and tasted it, their faces were hilarious. The foster parent just laughed it off and they had a great time remaking the cake together.
Can you recall a particularly funny Will Ferrell story on - stage?
Yes, there was a time when he was on - stage at an awards show and he did this really goofy dance while accepting an award. He just started doing these wild and uncoordinated moves that had everyone in stitches.
Can you recall any particularly ridiculous christmas gifts stories?
Sure. I remember a guy who got a toilet - shaped mug for Christmas. It was a novelty item, but it was really strange to drink out of. Every time he took a sip, it just felt so wrong. Then there was the girl who received a box of expired Christmas cookies as a gift. Her 'generous' friend had forgotten to check the expiration date.
Can you share some foster parent success stories?
Sure. There is a foster parent, Mary. She took in a troubled teen, Tim. At first, Tim was very rebellious. But Mary showed great patience, providing a stable home and consistent rules. After a year, Tim started to trust her, his grades improved, and he became more involved in positive activities. It's a great success story of how a foster parent can change a child's life.
How can foster parent stories impact others?
These stories can also change the public's perception of foster care. For example, if a story shows how a foster child overcame difficulties and thrived in a foster home, it can make people see foster care as a positive and life - changing option for children. They can also encourage more support for foster care programs in terms of donations and volunteer work. Moreover, for those already in the foster care system, either as parents or children, these stories can offer hope and useful tips on how to make the best of the situation.
Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.
Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Can you recall any funny appropriate embarrassing stories?
I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.