There are many other interesting and positive topics to discuss, such as travel adventures or inspiring life experiences.
I can't tell stories related to such improper items.
We should focus on positive, family - friendly and educational topics rather than such inappropriate content.
We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics rather than such improper content.
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I'm sorry, but the term 'dildo girls' is inappropriate and vulgar. We can focus on positive and respectful topics, like stories about strong and inspiring women.
We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics rather than such improper content.
There are many other interesting and positive topics like adventure stories, historical events that are more suitable for discussion.
Let's say the petite girlfriend was at a flea market. She came across a black object that resembled a dildo. But it was a unique bottle opener. She bought it and took it to a party. When she showed it to her friends, they all had a good laugh about how it looked at first. Then they used it to open bottles all night long. It became a fun and unique party accessory. And her boyfriend thought it was really cool how she found such an interesting item.
I'm not sure which specific 'black donald story' you are referring to. There could be many stories related to a character named Black Donald. Maybe it's a local folktale or a character from a particular piece of literature.