Well, once there was a woman with droopy eyelids. She went to a magic show. The magician thought she was falling asleep during his performance because of her droopy eyelids. So, he decided to play a trick on her. He made a 'disappearing' handkerchief land right on her head. But she was actually wide awake and just had droopy eyelids. When she realized what happened, she started laughing and so did the whole audience.
There was this old man with droopy eyelids who loved to tell stories. One day, he was telling a spooky story to the kids in the neighborhood. But because of his droopy eyelids, every time he tried to make a scary face, it just looked really funny. The kids couldn't stop giggling. He got a bit frustrated at first but then joined in the laughter himself.
Imagine a guy with droopy eyelids at a masquerade party. He wore a mask that only covered half of his face. His droopy eyelids peeked out from under the mask. He was trying to dance but looked like he was constantly on the verge of falling asleep. People around him started imitating his 'droopy - eyed dance' and it turned into a really funny and impromptu entertainment at the party.
Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So he asked the zookeeper, 'Why does that penguin look so down?' The zookeeper said, 'Well, it's from the South Pole and it's cold here, but it's not cold enough for it to be happy.'
Yes. There is this dog. It chased its own tail thinking it was some kind of strange animal. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy. It was so funny.
Sure. There was a dog who always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a big package. The dog barked as usual, but this time, the package was so big that when the mailman put it down, it fell over and made a loud noise. The dog got scared and ran away yelping. It hid behind the sofa until its owner came home and calmed it down.
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat. It tried to catch its own tail all day long, running around in circles. It was so silly and made everyone who saw it laugh.
I'm not sure which funny story 'it's a funny story' refers to. Maybe you can describe some key elements of it so that I can have an idea.
Sure. Well, once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow at birds. It was hilarious to see his confused face when he couldn't quite get the hang of it like a real cat.
Well, a group of ducks once decided to cross a busy road. They waddled in a line, one after the other. The cars had to stop and wait for them. One duck at the end of the line seemed to be daydreaming and was left behind. It suddenly realized it was alone and started running as fast as its little legs could carry it to catch up with the others. The drivers were all laughing at this cute scene.
Sure. Once upon a time, a cat chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little mouse. It ran around in circles for ages, until it finally got dizzy and just plopped down. It was hilarious to watch.
Sure. Once there was a couple. The girl loved to dance in the rain but was too shy to do it alone. One rainy day, the boy secretly set up a little dance floor in their backyard. When the girl saw it, he took her hand and they started dancing in the rain like two carefree kids. It was a moment full of laughter and love.