Tell me a funny Christmas short story.
There was a little mouse in a house on Christmas Eve. The family had put out a huge plate of cookies for Santa. The mouse, being very curious and a bit naughty, decided to take a nibble of each cookie. By the time Santa arrived, all the cookies had little mouse - sized bites in them. Santa was puzzled but then he saw the little mouse looking up at him guiltily. Santa just chuckled and said, 'Well, little one, it seems you've had your own little Christmas feast.' And he left some cheese for the mouse along with the presents for the family.
Tell me a funny christmas short story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!
Tell me a funny short story related to Christmas.
There was this Christmas party at the North Pole. The snowmen were invited. One snowman tried to dance like the elves but ended up melting a little bit from all the movement. His carrot nose fell off and landed in the punch bowl. Everyone was shocked at first but then burst into laughter. It became the most talked - about moment of the party.
Tell me a short funny Christmas story, please.
On Christmas Eve, a little boy left a note for Santa asking for a real dinosaur. Santa was stumped. He didn't have any dinosaurs at the North Pole. So, he found a big lizard and painted it green with some fake spikes. When the boy woke up and saw the 'dinosaur', he was over the moon. Santa watched from afar, chuckling at the boy's excitement over his not - so - real dinosaur.
Tell me a really funny short Christmas story.
A family put out cookies for Santa. But their dog ate them all. When Santa came, he found a note that said 'Sorry Santa, the dog got your cookies'. Santa chuckled and left a note back saying 'That's okay, I'll have some dog treats next year'.
Tell me a Christmas funny short story about a Christmas tree.
There was a family who bought a huge Christmas tree. When they brought it home, they realized it was too tall for their living room. So they tried to cut off the top. But as they were cutting, the tree suddenly started to shake and make noises. They thought it was haunted. But then they realized it was just their cat stuck in the branches at the top. They all laughed as they rescued the cat.
Tell me a short funny Christmas story about elves.
An elf was testing out a new sleigh design for Santa. He hopped on and started to take it for a spin. But the sleigh went out of control and crashed right into a pile of freshly made gingerbread cookies. The elf was covered in crumbs and icing. When the other elves saw him, they couldn't stop laughing. And the elf, with a mouthful of cookie, said 'Well, at least it's a soft landing!'.
Tell me a funny short Christmas story about Santa.
Santa was on his way to a house when he sneezed so hard that he lost his hat. He landed on the roof without it and was so worried about looking unprofessional. But when he went down the chimney, the family dog found his hat and brought it to him with a big slobbery smile. Santa laughed and gave the dog an extra big bone-shaped treat from his sack.
Tell me a funny Christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad hair day. His hat just wouldn't sit right on his unruly white hair. As he was climbing down a chimney, his hat got stuck and he tumbled into the living room, right into the Christmas tree. Presents went flying everywhere, and the family's cat, thinking it was a new plaything, started chasing Santa around the room. Santa was so flustered that he accidentally grabbed a carrot instead of a cookie and munched on it while trying to escape the cat.
Tell me a Christmas funny story.
One Christmas, a family decided to have a real Christmas tree. They went to the lot and picked out a huge, beautiful tree. When they got it home and set it up, they realized they had forgotten to measure the height of their living room. The tree was so tall it bent against the ceiling, looking like a giant green question mark. It was hilarious, but they managed to trim it a bit and it became a very memorable Christmas tree.
Tell me short and funny Christmas stories for adults.
An adult was trying to build a gingerbread house. He thought it would be easy but as he started, the walls kept collapsing. His roommate came in and saw the mess. Instead of helping, he started making jokes about how it looked like a gingerbread earthquake had hit. They both ended up laughing and just ate the broken pieces of gingerbread while watching Christmas movies.