A popular joke: Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. For a popular funny story, there was a man who tried to train his dog to play poker. He spent weeks teaching it the rules. Finally, when he invited his friends over to play, the dog just sat there and stared at them. When the man asked why, the dog said, 'How can I play? You guys haven't dealt the cards yet!'. It was hilarious. The story has been passed around a lot.
A popular one is the joke about the Catholic choir. The director said, 'We need more bass in the choir.' And one of the choir members replied, 'Well, we could put some fish tanks at the back.' In terms of stories, there's the story of the Catholic priest who was trying to teach his congregation about forgiveness. He said, 'If you see someone who has wronged you, you should offer them your other cheek, just like Jesus taught.' Later, one of the parishioners came to him and said, 'Father, I tried that, but the person hit my other cheek too!' The priest just smiled and said, 'Well, at least you tried.'
A popular Nigerian joke is about the traffic. A man said, 'In Lagos, if you are in traffic for only one hour, you should thank God it's not a holiday!' Lagos traffic is notoriously bad and this joke makes light of the situation.
Well, there's the story where akpos tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong in so many ways. He added salt instead of sugar in large amounts. When his mother tasted it, she made a face and Akpos said, 'I thought it was a new kind of diet cake for people who don't like sweet things!' His misadventures in the kitchen are always good for a laugh. The details of his wrong steps and his creative explanations make this story really funny.
Well, a popular joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, there was a woman who was trying to lose weight. She had a dream that she was at a buffet and she was so happy. But then she woke up and realized she had just eaten a pillow.
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
One joke is: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Simple and easy to remember, right?
Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This joke can add a touch of humor to a story about a science - loving character or a situation in a science lab.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.