A man went to a zoo. He saw a penguin wearing sunglasses. He asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin thought it was a movie star. The man laughed so hard. Then the penguin started doing a little dance. It was the funniest 100 - word encounter he ever had at the zoo.
There was a little boy who wanted to be a magician. He found a wand in the attic. He waved it at his sister's doll and said 'Abracadabra'. The doll's hair turned green. His sister screamed. But then they both burst into laughter. It was a funny 100 - word start to his magical adventures.
Sure. Here's one: Cat chased tail. It's simple but funny as it shows the cat's silly behavior of chasing its own tail.
Sure. Here is one. A man went to a pet store to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper showed him a beautiful parrot. He asked the parrot, 'Can you talk?' The parrot remained silent. The man was disappointed and about to leave when the parrot suddenly said, 'I can talk, but I was just thinking about what to say.' The man was so amused that he bought the parrot right away.
Sure. One could be 'The cat chased its tail. Fell over. Thought it was a new game. Hilarious!'
There was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to write a letter to God asking for a smaller nose. His mother found the letter and instead of mailing it, she replied 'Dear son, God made you perfect. But if he made your nose any smaller, there would be no place for your finger.'
I told a joke. The fish laughed. True story.