Can you share some funny bad dating stories?
There was this one date where the guy showed up an hour late. When he finally arrived, he said he got lost, which was a bit strange since we were in a fairly easy - to - find area. Then, during the date, he kept making really corny jokes that were just not funny at all. And every time I tried to change the topic, he would go back to his joke - telling spree. By the end of the date, I was more than ready to go home.
I had a date where the person said they loved outdoor activities. So we went for a hike. But halfway through, they realized they had forgotten their water bottle and started complaining non - stop about being thirsty. Then they sat down on a rock and refused to move any further. It was supposed to be a fun day out, but it turned into a disaster. And to top it off, when we finally got back to the car, they blamed me for not bringing an extra bottle.
Can you share some funny dating stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date at a zoo. They were walking around looking at the animals when a monkey suddenly snatched the guy's hat right off his head and started wearing it! It was so unexpected that they both burst out laughing and it actually made the date really memorable.
Can you share some dating funny stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date to a really fancy restaurant. He was so nervous that when the waiter asked for his order, he completely blanked and said he wanted a 'unicorn steak'. The look on his date's face was priceless.
Can you share some typical bad stories in online dating?
Sure. I once dated someone I met online. We had planned a nice dinner date. But during the date, he kept getting calls from his ex - girlfriend. It was clear he wasn't over her yet. It was really uncomfortable and I left early.
Can you share some short funny dating stories?
Sure. One time, my friend went on a date at a park. They planned a picnic but when they got there, a bunch of ducks chased them away from their spot. They ended up running around the park with their picnic basket, laughing hysterically.
Can you share some internet dating funny stories?
Sure. One time, my friend was on an online dating app. He set up a date with a girl who said she loved nature. When they met at the park, she showed up with a pet snake around her neck. My friend was terrified but tried to play it cool. It was hilarious to see him squirm while she talked about her snake's eating habits.
Can you share some crazy funny dating stories?
Sure. I once heard about a couple who went on a date to an amusement park. The guy got so excited on the roller coaster that he started singing at the top of his lungs all the way through the ride. His date was initially embarrassed but then joined in, and they ended up having a blast and it became a really memorable date.
Can you share some online dating funny stories?
Well, I heard this story. A guy on an online dating app was chatting with a girl. They agreed to have a video call before meeting in person. During the call, the guy's cat suddenly jumped on his head and refused to get down. The girl thought it was hilarious and named the cat 'the third wheel'. They still went on a date later and that cat became a big part of their story.
Can you share some funny dating short stories?
Sure. One time, a guy took a girl on a date to a park. He planned a picnic but forgot the utensils. So they ended up using twigs to eat the sandwiches. It was clumsy but made them laugh a lot.
Can you share some funny online dating stories?
Sure. One of my friends once matched with a guy who claimed to be a fitness enthusiast. When they finally met in person, he showed up in a full business suit and couldn't even run a short distance without getting out of breath. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny speed dating stories?
Sure. One time at a speed dating event, a guy brought his pet parrot. Every time the bell rang for the next date, the parrot would squawk 'Next!'. It was hilarious and made everyone laugh. It also kind of broke the ice for all the conversations.