What are some of the funniest archery stories you know?
A funny archery story I know is about a man who participated in an archery tournament. He was all set and when he released his arrow, a strong gust of wind blew it off course. Instead of hitting the target, it landed on the hat of another competitor who was standing on the sidelines waiting for his turn. The other competitor was startled but then they both laughed about it. These unexpected things are what make archery stories so funny.
There was this one archer who thought he was really good. He set up his target at a long distance. When he shot, the arrow flew in the completely wrong direction and hit a scarecrow that was far off to the side. His face was priceless.
What are the funniest archery stories you know?
I know a story where an archer was teaching a newbie. The newbie was so eager to show what he learned that he didn't pay attention to his form. When he shot, the arrow flew in a zig - zag pattern and landed in a puddle. The archer and the onlookers were in stitches. It was a reminder that proper form is really important in archery, but it also made for a really funny moment.
What are some of the funniest archery hunting stories you've heard?
A hunter told me he was waiting for a target and got startled by a sudden noise. He quickly turned and shot his arrow, only to realize he had just shot his own hat that had fallen off. It was so embarrassing yet funny.
What are some of the funniest maritime stories you know?
There was a captain who had a parrot on his ship. The parrot would mimic the captain's orders. One day, when the captain shouted 'All hands on deck!', the parrot repeated it so many times that all the sailors were running around in circles not knowing which 'order' was the real one. It led to a lot of chaos and laughter on the ship.
What are some of the funniest dental stories you know?
A man went to the dentist with a toothache. When the dentist checked, he found a small piece of popcorn kernel stuck between his teeth for weeks. The man had no idea how it got there. It was really funny.
What are some of the funniest snowman stories you know?
I heard of a snowman that was built near a pond. A duck came along and thought the snowman was a new kind of strange 'creature'. The duck waddled around the snowman quacking in confusion, which was quite hilarious.
What are some of the funniest landlord stories you know?
A landlord once accidentally locked himself out of the building while doing an inspection. He had to call a locksmith and wait outside in the rain for an hour. All the tenants were peeking out the windows, giggling at his misfortune.
What are some of the funniest butterfly stories you know?
There was a time when a butterfly flew into a barber shop. It landed on the barber's comb. The barber was so surprised that he just stood there for a moment. The customers were all amused by this unexpected visitor. Then the butterfly flew around the shop, making everyone laugh as it dodged the scissors and razors in a comical way. This went on for a few minutes until it finally flew out.
What are some of the funniest bread stories you know?
A little girl once tried to make a bread that would look like her pet dog. She used a lot of creativity with the dough, and though it didn't really look like the dog, it was so cute and funny that her parents took pictures.
What are some of the funniest orthodontist stories you know?
A patient once fell asleep during a long orthodontic procedure. And when he woke up, he thought he was at a different place entirely. He started asking the orthodontist if he was in a spaceship because of all the strange tools around him. The orthodontist found it really funny and had to gently bring him back to reality.
What are some of the funniest cop stories you know?
I know a story where a cop was doing a routine patrol in a park. He saw a man sitting on a bench with a big bag. When he went to check, it was full of squirrels. The man thought he was rescuing them from a construction site but didn't realize it was illegal. The cop had to explain the situation and help release the squirrels back into the park properly. It was really funny to see the man's face when he realized his mistake.