What are the most interesting funny fishing stories you know?3 answers
2024-11-12 22:35
One interesting story is that a fisherman was fishing in a small pond. He saw a big fish near the shore and tried to catch it by hand. He slipped and fell face - first into the water. The fish just swam away, and he was left all wet and muddy. It was quite a sight.
What are some of the most hilarious funny waxing stories you know?3 answers
2024-11-25 13:38
I know a story where a guy accidentally got his arm waxed instead of his leg. He was at a salon where there was a new trainee. The trainee got confused with the instructions and waxed his hairy arm. He was so surprised but then couldn't stop laughing about it.
What are some of the most hilarious funny pancake stories you know?2 answers
2024-11-25 05:24
A chef once made a pancake in the shape of a really strange monster by accident. He was just randomly pouring the batter and when he flipped it, everyone in the kitchen cracked up. It had long, wiggly arms made of batter and a big, lopsided head.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cougar stories you know?3 answers
2024-11-24 08:53
A funny cougar story I know is when a cougar was filmed trying to cross a small stream. It misjudged the jump and ended up splashing right into the water. It came out all wet and shook itself off like a big dog. Another one is about a cougar that found a mirror left in the woods by some researchers. It stared at its reflection for a long time, making all kinds of funny faces as if it was trying to figure out who the other cougar was.
What are some of the most hilarious funny short stories you know?One story is about a magician. He was working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, 'Look, it's not the same hat!', 'Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!'. The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another. On the third day, the parrot finally said, 'Okay, I give up. Where's the boat?'
What are some of the most hilarious plumbers' funny stories you know?2 answers
2024-11-17 09:41
There was a plumber who got a call to fix a pipe in a very posh mansion. When he arrived, he realized the 'pipe problem' was actually a decorative fountain that the owner didn't know how to turn on. He had to explain to the embarrassed owner how the simple mechanism worked, and it was really a humorous situation for both of them.
What are some of the most hilarious bowling funny stories you know?2 answers
2024-11-13 11:39
A man was showing off his bowling skills to his date. He threw the ball with great force, but it somehow managed to jump out of the lane and onto the next one, knocking down all the pins there. His date couldn't stop laughing at his 'cross - lane strike'.
What are some of the most hilarious funny gout stories you know?3 answers
2024-11-06 14:16
One funny gout story is about a man who had to wear special shoes for his gout. One day, he accidentally put on his normal shoes and went for a walk. By the time he realized, his gout was already acting up. He had to call his friend to come pick him up, all the while cursing his forgetfulness. It was really funny seeing him hobble around waiting for his friend.
What are the most hilarious funny ninja stories you know?2 answers
2024-11-11 14:22
One funny story is about a ninja who was supposed to be on a secret mission at night. He wore all black as usual but accidentally walked into a group of black cows. He got so confused trying to find his way out that he ended up making so much noise that the enemy was alerted long before he could get close.
What are the most hilarious funny waiter stories you know?In a small diner, a waiter was serving an old lady. She asked for coffee with a lot of cream. When the waiter brought it, she said there was too much cream. So the waiter took a spoon and started scooping out the cream bit by bit while singing 'The Great Cream Removal Song'. The old lady was in stitches and the whole diner was amused by the waiter's antics.