What are some of the funniest election day stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a political party had arranged for a big parade on election day to promote their candidate. But the parade got completely lost on the way and ended up in a different neighborhood. By the time they found their way back to the main area, most of the voters had already cast their ballots. And then there was a case where a candidate promised free ice - cream if he won. On election day, some supporters actually brought ice - cream vans and were handing out ice - cream, which attracted a lot of people, not all of whom were even eligible to vote, creating a chaotic but funny scene. This shows how creative and sometimes comical election day can be.
There was a candidate who was known for his very serious demeanor. On election day, as he was greeting voters outside a polling station, a baby in a stroller suddenly reached out and grabbed his nose. He was so startled that he let out a yelp. The voters nearby couldn't help but laugh. Also, at one polling place, the voting machines were decorated with little stickers by a prankster. It took the staff a while to figure out what was going on and in the meantime, the voters were having a good laugh about the'sticky situation'.
One of the funniest was when a candidate's microphone malfunctioned during a speech. Instead of his voice, it played some really loud and goofy cartoon music. The candidate just stood there looking bewildered for a moment before starting to laugh himself. Another story is that in a small town election, a man showed up to vote wearing a very elaborate and outlandish hat. It was so big that it kept hitting other people as he walked through the polling place, causing a lot of giggles.
What are some of the funniest father day humorous stories you've heard?
There was this one Father's Day when a son got his dad a tie that had a really goofy pattern of dancing penguins. When the dad opened it, he put it on right away and started doing a little penguin dance himself, which had the whole family in stitches.
What are some of the funniest first day on the job stories you've heard?
I heard about someone who worked at a clothing store. On their first day, they were folding clothes and accidentally knocked over a whole display of mannequins. It made a huge crashing noise and everyone in the store turned to look, but then they all started laughing.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest St Patrick's Day stories you've heard?
A family once tried to make a traditional Irish meal for St Patrick's Day. But they misread the recipe for Irish soda bread and added way too much baking soda. When they cut into the bread, it exploded like a mini volcano on the table. Green food coloring was everywhere, and they all just burst out laughing.
What are some of the funniest St Patrick's Day stories you've heard?
I heard of a bar that offered green beer for St Patrick's Day. A customer accidentally spilled his green beer all over another customer who was wearing a white suit. The man in the white suit looked like he had been slimed. Everyone in the bar was in stitches.
What Are Some of the Funniest St Patrick's Day Stories You've Heard?
At a St Patrick's Day party, a guy thought it would be funny to wear a huge green top hat with a fake parrot on it. He thought he was being very festive. But when he walked into the room, everyone thought he was supposed to be a pirate for some other party. He got so confused but then just went with it and started talking like a pirate all night. It was a hilarious mix - up.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.