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Can you share some funny made up myth stories?

Can you share some funny made up myth stories?

2024-11-25 11:34
2 answers

Here's one. In the myth of the 'Jolly - Giants', these giants are not at all like the scary ones in other tales. They are huge but extremely friendly. They build their homes out of cotton candy clouds and chocolate bricks. Their main job is to create rainbows by blowing colored bubbles. They are so clumsy that when they walk, the ground shakes and it seems like an earthquake, but it's just their big, goofy steps.

One funny made - up myth is about the 'Mirth - Mermaids'. These mermaids live in a sea filled with fizzy soda instead of normal water. Their tails are made of shiny ribbons. They don't sing sad songs like traditional mermaids. Instead, they sing comical tunes that make the fish around them do little flips and jumps. If a sailor is feeling down, they will swim up to the ship and tell the silliest jokes to cheer him up.

Myth Beyond Heaven

Myth Beyond Heaven

Yun Lintian, a man from Earth, found himself in a clichéd transmigrated situation and ended up in the Azure World, a magical cultivation-oriented world. Unlike the protagonists in the novels he had read, Yun Lintian lacks any cheating devices to assist him on his journey. Did the God of Transmission forget about it? However, as a crisis unfolds, an ancient power dormant within him suddenly awakens, entangling him in a mysterious destiny... Watch the journey of Yun Lintian in a foreign world as he rises in power ranking alongside his precious all-female sect! ————————————— DISCLAIMER: The protagonist of this novel is exceptionally powerful, resourceful, and mature. If you don't enjoy stories with an overpowered protagonist who frequently use logic from novels he has read to solve the problems he encounters, this novel may not be to your liking. Besides the cultivation adventure, this novel also focuses on romance, comedy, and the bonds between the protagonist and his fellow disciples in the sect. The author is not a native English speaker, so you can expect some grammatical errors in the novel. Please bear with me, and trust me, I am trying to improve it. Everything in this novel is pure fantasy based on the author's imagination. It does not reflect the real world. Hence, readers should not attempt to apply their common sense and logic to this novel. Constructive criticism is always welcome. ————————————— All rights to the cover belong to the original artist.
Eastern
3107 Chs
After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
Urban
2450 Chs

What are the characteristics of some funny made up myth stories?

One characteristic is the use of absurd elements. For example, in a made - up myth, there could be animals that can talk backwards just for the fun of it. Another characteristic is the inversion of traditional roles. Like in a story, the villains are actually the nicest creatures and the heroes are bumbling fools. Also, these stories often have a lot of slapstick humor, such as characters constantly falling over or getting into comical misunderstandings.

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2024-11-25 15:36

Can you share some funny myth stories?

There's a funny Greek myth. Hermes, as a baby, stole Apollo's cattle. He was so clever even as a young god. He made the cows walk backwards to disguise their tracks. This mischievous act in Greek mythology is really interesting and funny.

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2024-11-12 15:39

Can you share some funny greek myth stories?

There is the story of Dionysus and the pirates. Dionysus was once captured by pirates who thought he was a wealthy prince they could ransom. But Dionysus, being a god, caused all sorts of strange things to happen on the ship. Vines grew around the masts, and the pirates were driven mad with fear. In the end, Dionysus turned them into dolphins.

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2024-10-29 22:16

Can you share some funny origin myth stories?

One funny origin myth is the story of how the giraffe got its long neck. In an African myth, a giraffe was once a very curious animal. It kept stretching its neck to look over tall bushes to see what was on the other side. Over time, its neck just kept getting longer and longer until it became the long - necked giraffe we know today.

1 answer
2024-11-20 13:22

Can you share some funny creation myth stories?

One funny creation myth is from the Maori in New Zealand. They believe that the world was created by the god Io. Io first created the sky and the earth from nothingness, and then he populated the earth with all kinds of living things in very creative ways. For example, he made the first humans from clay and breathed life into them.

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2024-11-08 05:12

Can you share some short funny myth stories?

In Chinese mythology, there's a story about the Monkey King. Once he was so angry with the Jade Emperor that he made a big mess in heaven. He ate all the peaches of immortality in the peach orchard, which was a very important place in heaven. His naughty and bold actions are both funny and impressive.

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2024-11-16 08:16

Share some funny made up creation stories.

Here's another. A magical unicorn was playing with its rainbow - colored mane one day. It got so tangled that when the unicorn shook its head in frustration, pieces of the mane flew off. Each piece turned into a different animal. The long, flowing parts became snakes, the curly bits became sheep, and the sparkly parts became birds. And that's how animals were created in this made - up story.

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2024-11-06 06:35

Can you share some funny made up stories?

Well, here's another one. There was a tree that could walk. It got tired of staying in one place all the time. So, it started to walk around the forest. Along the way, it met a family of rabbits. The rabbits were so surprised but also very friendly. They climbed onto the tree and had a great time traveling together, seeing different parts of the forest that they had never seen before.

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2024-11-06 02:21

Can you share some funny made up short stories?

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little frog who dreamed of flying. One day, it found a pair of tiny wings made by a fairy. It put on the wings and jumped off a lily pad. It flapped its wings hard but only managed to glide a short distance and landed in a pond full of startled fish. They all stared at the frog as if it was an alien.

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2024-10-27 04:34

Can you share some made up funny bedtime stories?

Once upon a time, there was a little pig who wanted to be an astronaut. He built a spaceship out of straw and mud. When he launched it, instead of going into space, it just hovered a few feet off the ground and spun around like a top. The little pig was so dizzy that he started to laugh and laugh, and soon all the other animals came to see what was so funny. And that's how the little pig became the most famous astronaut in the animal kingdom.

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2024-10-27 15:16
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