What are some of the most hilarious funny busy mom stories you've heard?
There was this mom who was extremely busy getting ready for a family vacation. She was packing bags, making sure all the tickets were in order, and keeping an eye on the kids. In the middle of all this, she put her phone in the freezer thinking it was a snack for the kids. Another hilarious story is about a mom who was at a grocery store with her two toddlers. She was so preoccupied with stopping them from running around that she accidentally put a whole bunch of cat food in her cart instead of the baby food she intended. And here's one more. A mom was trying to do a video call for work while also taking care of her sick child. She ended up showing the inside of her child's mouth to her colleagues instead of her presentation when she thought she was sharing her screen.
A really funny story is about a mom who was trying to host a birthday party for her child. She was so busy setting up the decorations, preparing the food, and making sure all the guests were accounted for. She got the time of the party wrong and ended up with a house full of kids an hour earlier than expected. She had to quickly improvise and start the party early. Another mom was always on the go. One day, she was supposed to take her kids to a swimming lesson. She got everything ready, got the kids in the car, and drove to the pool. When she got there, she realized she had forgotten to put swimsuits on the kids. And then there was the mom who was so busy with her daily tasks that she once brushed her teeth with diaper cream instead of toothpaste because she was half - asleep and in a rush.
What are some of the most hilarious mom stories you've heard?
There was this mom who thought she was signing up for a dance class but accidentally signed up for a Zumba class for seniors. She showed up all excited in her regular dance gear. When she realized her mistake, she decided to stay anyway. She had a blast and told everyone about how she was the youngest one there by far. Her stories about trying to keep up with the slower - paced moves of the seniors were really hilarious.
What are some of the most hilarious funny snoring stories you've heard?
A friend told me about her husband. He snores in different pitches, like he's singing in his sleep. Sometimes it's a low rumble and then suddenly it goes high - pitched, as if he's hitting a high note in a very strange opera.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mechanic stories you've heard?
A mechanic had a customer who brought in a car with a really strange noise. The mechanic spent days trying to figure it out. He checked all the normal parts like the engine, the transmission, and the brakes. In the end, it turned out that a small pebble was stuck in the wheel well and was making the noise every time the wheel rotated. It was such a simple solution after all the complex investigations, and it was quite hilarious.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cigar stories you've heard?
A story goes that a group of friends were sharing cigars. One of them was bragging about his expensive cigar. But then he accidentally sat on it and flattened it. His friends burst into laughter at his dismayed face.
What are some of the most hilarious funny father stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a father was trying to teach his son how to ride a bike. He ran behind the bike holding on, but then tripped over his own feet and they both ended up in a heap on the grass. They were both laughing so hard.
What are some of the most hilarious funny CNA stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mailman stories you've heard?
There was a mailman in a small town. One day, he was delivering a large package and tripped on a small stone. The package went flying and landed in a bush. As he was trying to retrieve it, his hat got caught on a branch. He looked so silly trying to free himself while still holding the package. The people on the street couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious funny divorce stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple where the husband really loved his collection of old records. When it came time to divide things, the wife said she wanted half of the records. So, he cut every single record in half! She was so shocked but then they both burst out laughing at how ridiculous it was.
What are some of the most hilarious funny church stories you've heard?
I heard about a church where they were doing a play about the nativity scene. One of the donkeys in the play got loose and started running around the pews, chasing the shepherds. It was chaos but also really funny.
What are some of the most hilarious landlord funny stories you've heard?
There was a landlord who accidentally locked himself in the tenant's closet while doing an inspection. The tenant came home and heard strange noises from the closet. When they opened it, there was the landlord looking all sheepish. He had been in there for half an hour trying to figure out how to get out.