There was a man who was very proud of his new toupee. One day, he was walking in the wind and he was worried that his toupee might blow off. So he held onto it tightly. As he was walking, he passed a little girl. The girl looked at him and said, 'Mister, why are you holding onto your head like that?' He replied, 'I'm just making sure my hat doesn't blow away.' The girl said, 'But that's not a hat, it's a rug for your head!'
A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just too fat.' The cat's owner said, 'He's not fat, he's just big - boned!' The vet replied, 'Well, his bones must be made of marshmallows then.'
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.
A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'What is the shortest month?' The boy replied, 'May, because it has only three letters.' This shows how kids can have such unique and funny ways of thinking. Their innocent interpretations of things can really make us laugh.
One day, a man went to the barber. He fell asleep during the haircut. When he woke up, he saw himself in the mirror with a really strange haircut. He looked like he had a bird's nest on his head. His friends couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
A kid named Ben thought he could fly like a superhero. So, he climbed up on a chair, put on a cape, and jumped. Of course, he landed on a big pile of pillows his mom had put there just in case. His mom couldn't stop laughing at his cute attempt.
A group of golfers were playing on a windy day. One golfer hit a great shot that looked like it was going to land right on the green. But then a strong gust of wind came and blew the ball all the way back to where he had hit it from. He stood there in disbelief for a moment, then started laughing along with his friends. They all joked that he should have put a weight on the ball to keep it from being blown back. This made for a very funny moment during the round.
A Bangla student was very lazy. One day in school, the teacher asked him, 'What is the capital of Bangladesh?' The student, who hadn't studied at all, thought for a while and said, 'Sir, it's in my book at home.' Everyone in the class laughed.
One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.
A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.
Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.
In a far - off land, there was a lonely old man. He had a small garden. One day, a stray kitten wandered into his garden. The old man gave the kitten some milk. The kitten decided to stay. Soon, the garden was filled with the kitten's playful antics. The old man was no longer lonely and the kitten had a new home.
There was a Friday when a dog chased its own tail in the park. People were watching and laughing as the dog just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass, which made everyone laugh even more.