What are some hilarious diarrhea stories you've heard?
There was a guy I knew who decided to do a food challenge. He ate way too much food in a short time. Of course, he got diarrhea. He was at his friend's house at the time. His friend's dog followed him every time he ran to the bathroom. It was like the dog was curious about what was wrong with him. We all laughed when he told us this story later.
What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.
What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.
What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?
There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.
What are some hilarious first date stories you've heard?
A friend of mine went on a first date ice skating. He thought he was a great skater but as soon as he got on the ice, he slipped and fell flat on his face right in front of his date. His date was really nice about it though and they ended up having a great time laughing about it.
What are some of the most hilarious life stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.
What are some hilarious bad driver stories you've heard?
A friend told me about a bad driver who was driving with his dog on his lap. The dog suddenly got excited and jumped on the steering wheel. The car swerved all over the road until the driver managed to get the dog under control again.
What are some of the most hilarious priest stories you've heard?
I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.
What are some hilarious grandparents funny stories you've heard?
When my grandpa was a young man, he wanted to impress my grandma. He tried to ride a horse but ended up falling off right in front of her. He was so embarrassed, but grandma thought it was the cutest thing and they've been together ever since. Their story always makes me smile.
What are some of the most hilarious tattooing stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a man who wanted a dolphin tattoo on his back. The tattoo artist accidentally made it look like a fish with a really long nose. It was so far from a dolphin. He was really disappointed at first, but then he started to see the humor in it. Now he tells everyone it's his unique 'dolphish' tattoo.
What are some of the most hilarious Karen stories you've heard?
I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.