What are the funniest doctor office stories you've heard?
There was a story about a woman who went to the doctor thinking she had a serious illness. After a series of tests, the doctor told her it was just indigestion from eating too much pizza. She was so relieved that she started laughing and crying at the same time. The doctor also couldn't help but chuckle.
A funny doctor office story is when a patient came in with a strange rash. The doctor was examining it very seriously. Then the patient suddenly said, 'Doctor, I think it might be from my new cat that I hugged too much.' The doctor replied, 'Well, you might want to give your cat some personal space then.' Everyone in the room burst out laughing.
I heard of a situation in a doctor's office where a young boy was getting his eyes checked. The doctor asked him to read the letters on the chart. But the boy started making up his own letters and names for them. For example, he said one letter was 'a flying elephant' instead of 'E'. The doctor had a great laugh and the boy thought it was all a game.
What are some of the funniest doctor stories you've heard?
A doctor was teaching a group of medical students. He was demonstrating how to use a tongue depressor when he accidentally dropped it into his own mouth. He had to quickly take it out while the students were trying not to burst out laughing. It was a really comical moment and the doctor took it in good humor.
What are some of the funniest doctors office stories you've heard?
A man walked into the doctor's office wearing a shirt that had a big arrow pointing downwards. When the doctor asked why, he said it was so the doctor could easily find where his stomach pain was. It was really a silly yet funny idea.
What are some of the funniest doctor patient stories you've heard?
There was a story where a woman went to the doctor with a strange rash. She was convinced it was because she had been abducted by aliens. The doctor patiently listened to her wild story and then said, 'Well, ma'am, I think the real reason for your rash is the new detergent you used. Aliens usually don't leave rashes like this.' He then prescribed some cream for her rash. It was quite funny how seriously the doctor took her alien story at first before giving the real diagnosis.
What are the funniest logger stories you've heard?
A funny logger story is about a young logger who was learning the ropes. He tried to climb a tree to cut off some branches. But he got his pants caught on a branch on the way up and was left hanging there, looking like a flag. His fellow loggers couldn't stop laughing. He learned his lesson about proper climbing gear and techniques after that embarrassing incident.
What are the funniest patient stories you've heard?
There was a man who thought he had a serious eye problem. He said he saw strange shapes all the time. Turns out he had just been wearing his glasses with the wrong prescription for weeks without realizing it.
What are the funniest For Honor stories you've heard?
I heard of a For Honor match where the whole team coordinated a really complex strategy. But when they executed it, everything went wrong. One player went the wrong way, another got stuck between two objects in the game. It was like a comedy of errors. Instead of being disappointed, they all found it hilarious and started sharing the story with others. This shows that even in a competitive game like For Honor, funny things can happen. And these stories are what make the gaming experience more enjoyable and memorable.
What are the funniest Kijiji stories you've heard?
There was a person who posted a 'mystery box' for sale on Kijiji. They said it contained 'treasures from their attic' but wouldn't give any more details. People were making all kinds of wild guesses in the comments about what could be in there. It was really entertaining to see all the speculation.
What are the funniest Rust stories you've heard?
One story involves a Rust newbie who was following a tutorial. They were supposed to create a simple data structure, but instead, they created a monstrosity that didn't work at all. When they showed it to an experienced developer, the experienced dev just burst out laughing at how convoluted the code was. The newbie learned a lot from that experience and now has much cleaner code.
What are the funniest camel stories you've heard?
There's a story of a camel in a zoo. It was given a big, new toy to play with. Instead of playing with it in the normal way, the camel tried to sit on it as if it was a chair. When it couldn't balance properly, it tumbled over and over. The zookeepers and the visitors watching were all in stitches seeing the camel's silly attempt at using the toy in its own unique way.
What are the funniest acne stories you've heard?
In high school, there was a boy who had acne all over his face. He was in a school play and they had to use a lot of makeup to cover it up. But during the performance, the makeup started to run because of the heat. His face looked like a melting Picasso painting. The audience was trying so hard not to laugh. After the play, he laughed about it too and said it was a memorable experience.