What are some of the funniest middle school teacher stories you've heard?
My friend told me about their physical education teacher. During a dodgeball game, the teacher was trying to be a referee. But he was so clumsy that he kept getting hit by the balls himself. He would jump and shout in surprise every time, which made the students forget about the game and just laugh at him.
A middle school art teacher once had a student who painted a really strange - looking self - portrait. Instead of criticizing it, the teacher put it up on the wall and said it was a modern masterpiece. The look on the other students' faces was so funny. They couldn't believe the teacher's reaction. This made the whole class very relaxed and more creative.
What are the funniest middle school stories you've heard?
One of the funniest stories I've heard was about a middle school student who tried to prank his teacher by putting a fake bug on her chair. But when the teacher sat down, she didn't even notice it. Later, another student saw it and screamed, thinking it was real. The teacher was so confused.
What are some of the funniest middle school dating stories you've heard?
I remember a story where a middle school boy tried to impress his 'girlfriend' by showing off his skateboarding skills. He ended up falling right in front of her and getting a scraped knee. She helped him clean it up, and they both laughed about it later. It was really cute.
What are some of the funniest teacher stories you've heard?
A math teacher was writing on the blackboard with his back to the class. A student quietly moved his chair a little bit each time the teacher turned around to write. By the end of the class, the teacher was really confused as to why he was so far from his desk.
What are some of the funniest teacher stories you've heard?
One time, a teacher was so sleepy during a morning class that he started snoring while sitting at his desk. The students were shocked at first, but then they couldn't help but giggle. When he woke up, he was really confused for a moment. He then joked about how the classroom was so comfortable that he just couldn't resist taking a nap.
What are some of the funniest preschool teacher stories you've heard?
I heard about a preschool teacher who was reading a storybook. There was a picture of a big, scary monster in it. One of the kids shouted, 'That monster looks like my dad when he doesn't shave!' The whole class burst into laughter, including the teacher. It was such a spontaneous and funny comment.
What are some of the funniest kindergarten teacher stories you've heard?
A kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the kids about sharing. She brought in a big box of toys. But one little boy grabbed all the toy cars and wouldn't let go. The teacher sat down next to him and said, 'If you share, you'll have more friends to play with.' The boy thought for a second and then said, 'I don't need friends, I have cars!' The teacher was both surprised and amused by his response.
What are some of the funniest true teacher stories you've heard?
A history teacher of mine was telling a story about a famous battle. He got so carried away with his storytelling that he started acting out the parts, waving his arms around like a sword fighter. He accidentally knocked over a stack of books on his desk, which made everyone in the class laugh. He just grinned and continued with the story.
What are the funniest school stories you've heard?
I heard about a school where a science experiment went completely wrong. A group of students were trying to make a volcano eruption model. Instead of a small eruption, it exploded all over the classroom ceiling. The teacher's face was priceless.
What are some of the funniest back to school stories you've heard?
There was this girl who thought the first day of school was 'dress - like - your - favorite - animal' day when it was actually just a normal day. So she showed up in a full - on bunny costume. She got a lot of stares and some giggles, but she took it all in good humor. And another funny story is that a boy wrote his name wrong on his test paper because he was so nervous. He misspelled his own name in a really silly way.
What are some of the funniest back to school stories you've heard?
I heard about a student who got his backpack stuck in the school bus door as he was getting off. He was dragged a few feet before the driver noticed. Thankfully, he wasn't hurt and we all had a great laugh about it later.