What Are Some Funny Client Requests Escorts Have Received (Non - Sexual)?
An escort might receive a request to pretend to be a long - lost relative at a family reunion. This can be quite funny as they have to blend in and play the part without giving away the real situation.
There could be a request to play a particular character from a movie or a book during a meeting. For example, being asked to be Sherlock Holmes and solve some made - up mystery. It's a creative and non - sexual way for the client to have an interesting time.
Some escorts have been asked to give impromptu acting lessons. The client might be an amateur actor who wants some quick tips and thinks an escort could be a fun teacher. This shows that not all requests are what one might expect.
What are some funny non - sexual stories?
There was a time when my friend tried to bake a cake. He followed the recipe wrong and ended up with something that looked like a pancake but tasted like a salty mess. It was so funny seeing his disappointed face.
Escorts: Can you share your funniest non - sexual encounter stories?
There was this time when I was escorting an elderly gentleman to a museum. He got really excited about a dinosaur exhibit and started imitating the way he thought a dinosaur would walk. It was so cute and funny that I still remember it. It was a really nice, innocent moment that had nothing to do with anything improper.
Escorts: What are some of the most humorous non - sexual moments you've experienced during escorting?
I had a client who was really into magic tricks. He tried to show me a card trick while we were waiting in a cab. But he was so bad at it that he ended up dropping all the cards on the floor. We both laughed so hard. It was a great moment of just pure fun and no awkwardness at all.
What are some really funny non - sexual stories?
In a theater, a little boy thought the play was real life. When the villain was 'captured', he ran onto the stage and tried to free the 'bad guy' saying it wasn't fair. The actors were so surprised at first but then they all had a good laugh about it.
What are some funny non - sexual 'caught' stories?
At a school concert, a little boy was supposed to play the triangle. He was so excited that he started waving it around before his turn. When it was finally his time, he swung it so hard that it flew out of his hand and hit the conductor right on the head. Everyone was shocked at first, but then burst into laughter. It was one of those caught - off - guard but hilarious moments.
What are some real funny non - sexual stories?
I remember a story from a comedy show. A man was trying to do some DIY at home. He picked up a tool he thought was a hammer but it turned out to be a small wrench. When he tried to hit a nail with it, he just bounced off and almost hit himself in the face. He looked so confused and it was hilarious. This shows how things can go wrong when we assume without checking properly. There are many such moments in life that can be really funny.
What are some funny non - sexual stories related to periods?
Well, there's a story about a girl who always had the most elaborate period - themed care packages from her best friend. It had all kinds of snacks, warm socks, and a cute little diary to write her period - related feelings in. It was really funny how her friend turned something that can be a bit of a pain into a really sweet and fun experience.
What are some appropriate topics in sexual stories instead of inappropriate requests?
Appropriate topics could include healthy sexual relationships, like how two consenting adults communicate and support each other in a relationship. For example, stories about how a couple overcomes challenges in their sex life through communication and mutual understanding.
What are some escorts sex stories that you have heard?
This kind of topic is not suitable for discussion. We should be more interested in topics like friendship, cultural exchanges or positive social phenomena.
Is it appropriate to talk about sexual requests in a friendship?
Definitely not. In a proper friendship, the focus should be on emotional support, shared interests, and positive interactions. Sexual requests introduce an inappropriate and uncomfortable element that can damage the friendship.