Can you share a toilet paper funny story?
I remember in a hotel, the maid had made a little toilet paper sculpture on the toilet roll holder. It was a swan made out of toilet paper. But when my clumsy brother went in, he didn't notice it at first. When he finally did, he got so startled that he accidentally knocked it into the toilet. We all had a good laugh about it later.
Well, there was this time at a friend's party. The toilet paper in the bathroom was on one of those fancy dispensers that spins. One of the guests, who had a bit too much to drink, went to the bathroom. When he came out, there was a long trail of toilet paper stuck to his shoe and he was dragging it all around the party area without realizing. Everyone was trying hard not to laugh out loud.
Sure! Once, my little cousin got hold of a roll of toilet paper. He thought it was a really long ribbon. He started running around the house with the toilet paper trailing behind him, wrapping it around furniture. By the time we noticed, the whole living room looked like it was in a white, papery cocoon. It was a mess but also super funny.
Can you share some funny toilet paper stories?
Once, my little brother thought toilet paper rolls were like building blocks. He took a bunch of them and tried to build a tower in the bathroom. It was so funny to see it all tumble down when he reached the third roll.
What is a memorable toilet paper funny story you know?
At a camping trip, we were all sharing a portable toilet. One of the guys was in a hurry and didn't realize that the toilet paper roll was almost empty. He used up the last bit and then started shouting for more. We all had to search around the campsite for some extra toilet paper while he was stuck in there. When we finally found some and handed it to him through the door, we couldn't stop laughing at the whole situation.
Can you share a funny toilet seat story?
Well, there was this time when I visited an old - fashioned hotel. The toilet seat in the room was really high. It was like sitting on a throne. I felt so ridiculous trying to climb up and sit on it properly. And when I finally managed, I just burst out laughing at how absurd the whole situation was.
Can you share a memorable funny public toilet story?
I went to a public toilet in a small town. When I opened the door of a stall, there was a small note on the wall that said 'Welcome to the poop palace! Please leave your troubles here.' It was so unexpected and funny. And then, when I flushed, the water made a gurgling sound that sounded like it was saying 'goodbye' in a comical way.
Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?
Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.
Funny clogged toilet stories. Can you share some?
Sure. A friend of mine once flushed a large wad of chewing gum down the toilet. It clogged it up so badly that the water wouldn't go down at all. He was so embarrassed when he had to tell his parents what he had done. They had to use a plunger for ages before it finally got unclogged.
Can you share some funny holiday toilet stories?
Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.
Can you share some funny toilet training stories?
Sure! One time, my little nephew was so excited about his new 'big boy' toilet seat. He ran to it every five minutes, even when he didn't actually need to go. He would sit there, singing songs and making faces at himself in the mirror. Another story is about a friend's kid who thought the toilet was a magical place. He would flush the toilet over and over again, just to watch the water swirl, and then laugh hysterically.
Can you create a short tongue toilet paper fantasy story?
In a magical realm, there was a special kind of toilet paper made from the tongues of phoenixes. A young hero was on a quest and was given this toilet paper. When he was in danger, he unrolled a bit of the phoenix - tongue toilet paper, and it burst into flames, scaring away his enemies and also providing him with warmth during the cold nights of his journey.
Do you have toilet paper in comics?
In some comics, you might find toilet paper mentioned or shown, but it's not a common element.