Do you have more super short funny stories to tell?
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Yes. A man tried to catch some fog. After a while he was exhausted. Then he realized he was mist.
Do you have more short powerful funny stories?
Yes. A woman went to the library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'Fiction or non - fiction?' Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Do you have more funny autism stories to tell?
Yes. There was an autistic boy who loved to line up his toys in a very specific order. One day, his sister accidentally knocked them over. Instead of getting mad, he started to re - line them up in a new pattern that was even more complex. He was so focused on it, with his tongue sticking out a bit, and his face all scrunched up in concentration. It was hilarious to watch.
Do you have any more short funny mom stories?
Yes. My mom went to the grocery store wearing two different shoes by mistake. One was a sneaker and the other was a slipper. She didn't notice until the cashier pointed it out. She was so embarrassed but we all found it really funny.
Tell me more super funny embarrassing stories.
Here's one. I was at a concert and I was singing along really loudly. I was so into it that I didn't realize I was singing the wrong lyrics until the person next to me started laughing and corrected me.
Do you have any more funny short stories of husband and wife?
The husband and wife were having a competition to see who could make the best paper airplane. They spent hours folding and testing different designs. In the end, their dog ran through the living room and accidentally knocked over all their creations. Instead of getting mad, they just laughed at how silly they were to be so competitive over paper airplanes.
Do you have any more husband wife funny short stories?
Yes. The wife was trying to take a 'perfect' selfie. The husband made really silly faces in the background without her noticing. When she looked at the photo later, she couldn't stop laughing at his antics.
Do you have more funny INTJ stories?
An INTJ was on a road trip with friends. While the others were excited about the scenic views and stops, the INTJ was more interested in the efficiency of the route. They kept calculating the optimal speed, breaks, and fuel consumption. When they finally shared their detailed calculations with the group, everyone had a good laugh at how seriously the INTJ took the logistics of the trip. But in the end, their calculations actually made the trip go very smoothly.
Do you have more Free Funny Thanksgiving Stories?
In a small town, there was a Thanksgiving parade. One float had a big inflatable turkey on it. But halfway through the parade, the wind caught the turkey and it started flying away. The people on the float were chasing after it, and the onlookers were laughing hysterically. Eventually, they caught the turkey and were able to continue the parade. It was a very funny and unexpected moment during Thanksgiving.
Do you have any more funny coronavirus stories?
A little boy was doing online classes during lockdown. His cat walked across his keyboard and somehow muted the teacher and turned on a bunch of crazy emojis on the screen. The whole class was in stitches. His mom had to come and fix it while also trying not to laugh too hard.
Do you have more funny homophobic karma stories?
Sure. There was this man who mocked a gay pride parade every year. One year, he got lost and ended up right in the middle of the parade by mistake. He was so embarrassed as people around him were all celebrating and having a great time. It was like karma made him face what he had been so against.