Here's a really funny one. A group of friends were golfing and one of them was always bragging about his skills. He aimed for a long shot over a water hazard. He swung with all his might, but the ball just dropped straight into the water. As he was looking forlornly at the water, a frog jumped out with a ball in its mouth, but it wasn't his ball. It was an old, dirty ball that had been in the water for ages. His friends couldn't stop laughing at his misfortune.
A golfer was playing in a tournament. He was so nervous that when he went to putt, his hands were shaking. Instead of hitting the ball gently into the hole, he hit it so hard that it flew over the hole, hit a signpost, bounced back and actually went into the hole backwards. It was quite a sight and had everyone laughing. Also, there was a golfer who accidentally used his putter to tee off and the ball just rolled a few feet in front of him. He was so embarrassed.
One hilarious story is when a golfer's ball landed in a hole in a tree trunk. He tried every possible angle to get it out but failed. Eventually, he had to call it a lost ball. Another is a golfer who, while taking a big swing, his pants split right down the middle. He was so embarrassed but had to continue the game. A third one is about a golfer who mistook a gardener's rake for his club and tried to hit the ball with it.
Sure. There was a golfer who accidentally hit his ball into a pond. As he was about to take the penalty and drop a new ball, a big fish jumped out of the pond with his ball in its mouth and dropped it right on the fairway. Another time, a golfer got so frustrated with his bad shot that he threw his club. It flew through the air and landed in a golf cart full of snacks, causing a huge mess.
I was camping with my family once and my little brother was so excited to go fishing in the nearby stream. He put on his little fishing hat and grabbed his pole. But as soon as he got to the water, he slipped and fell right in. He was soaking wet but he still held onto his pole. It was so funny seeing him all wet and determined to catch a fish.
There's a really funny story about a baseball team that had a prank war going on. One player put salt in another player's Gatorade bottle. When the unsuspecting player took a big swig, he spat it out all over the dugout. Another story is about a fielder who got confused between left and right field and ran in the wrong direction to catch a ball. As for a third one, a batter once swung at a pitch and his bat flew out of his hands and landed in the stands, narrowly missing a fan.
A foreigner in India was trying to ride a rickshaw. He got in and started giving directions like he was in a car. But the rickshaw driver didn't understand his fast - paced English. So the foreigner ended up at a completely wrong place. It was quite funny to see his bewildered face.
Sure. Once, my friend thought he had lost his phone. He searched everywhere in the house. After an hour of frantic searching, he found it in his hand all along. He was so distracted that he didn't realize he was already holding it.
One of the memorable ones is about a dog. The dog chased its own tail for hours thinking it was some other animal. It was so funny to watch as it went round and round in circles.
There was this guy at work who always stole people's lunches from the fridge. One of the co - workers filled a lunch box with really smelly old fish. The lunch - stealing guy took it and opened it in the break room. The whole place stank, and everyone knew it was his own fault for stealing lunches. He never did it again.
One funny golf story is about a golfer who was about to take a shot near a water hazard. Just as he swung, a big fish jumped out of the water and scared him so much that he completely missed the ball and fell into the water himself. It was hilarious to see him come out all wet and muddy.
Here's a joke. A golfer is in a rough patch on the course. His ball is right next to a big ant hill. He goes to hit the ball and completely misses. His friend says, 'You missed!' He replies, 'No, I was just practicing my putt on the new green.'