I heard that during a team bus journey, Roy Keane started a game of 'guess the song' with the players. But he was so bad at it. He kept humming completely wrong tunes for the songs the others were trying to guess. In the end, he just gave up and said, 'I'm better at football than this music nonsense' and the whole bus was in stitches.
Once, Roy Keane was doing an interview and a rather over - enthusiastic journalist asked him a really silly question about his pre - match rituals. Keane replied with a deadpan face, 'My pre - match ritual is to make sure you lot (journalists) are out of my sight.' The journalist was a bit taken aback but then Keane started laughing and said he was just joking, which was really funny.
One funny story about Roy Keane was when he was in the dressing room. He tried to imitate the manager's pep talk in a really over - the - top way. His impression was so hilarious that all the players couldn't stop laughing, even though they were a bit nervous about getting caught by the manager himself.
One day, Roy Keane was in a restaurant with some of his teammates. The waiter was a huge football fan and was a bit star - struck. He kept asking Keane for autographs and pictures in between serving the food. Keane finally said, 'If you keep this up, I'll have to start cooking my own meal!' The waiter was embarrassed but Keane quickly reassured him it was all in jest and they all had a laugh about it later.
I'm not sure of the specific details of Roy Keane's first date story. He's more known for his football career and might not have publicly shared every aspect of his first date in great detail.
There's a story where Roy Keane was at a team party. He decided to enter a dance - off with one of the younger players. Now, Roy Keane is not known for his dancing skills. He ended up doing some really goofy moves that had everyone in the room howling with laughter. He was so committed to his 'dancing' that it became the talk of the team for weeks afterwards. It just shows his fun - loving side.
Roy Keane was known for his no - nonsense attitude. But there was this one incident at a press conference. A journalist asked him a really silly question about his hair style. Keane just stared at him for a second and then replied in his gruff voice, 'I'm here to talk about football, not fashion. If you want to talk about hair, go to a barber shop.' The way he said it was really funny.
Well, I'm not sure of a specific one off the top of my head. But perhaps they got into some comical banter during a team training session. Maybe Jason McAteer tried to pull a prank on Roy Keane like hiding his boots, and Keane's reaction was both shocked and then he ended up laughing it off.
In a pre - match warm - up, Roy Keane decided to have a little bet with one of his teammates. The bet was about who could do the most keepie - uppies without dropping the ball. Keane was so determined to win that he got really into it. But in his eagerness, he ended up kicking the ball way too hard and it hit the coach right on the head. Everyone was in stitches.
Maybe they were at a team dinner once. Jason McAteer accidentally spilled his drink all over Roy Keane. Keane was about to get angry but then McAteer made such a funny face of apology that Keane just couldn't be mad and they both had a good laugh.
It's possible that Roy Keane's first date was a bit of an adventure. He might have chosen an unusual place to go, like a park that had some special meaning to him. He could have been a gentleman, opening doors and pulling out chairs. During the date, they might have shared some stories from their childhood. His sense of humor, which might not be as well - known as his football skills, could have come out during the conversation. There could have been some awkward silences too, but they overcame them as the date went on.
Maybe they had a funny encounter while traveling. For instance, they might have gotten on the wrong bus together and ended up in a really strange place. Their reactions to the unexpected situation and how they tried to get back on track could be the source of the humor.