Can you share some humor, jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. There was a little boy who was very proud of his new shoes. He showed them to everyone. One day, he was walking near a puddle and tried to jump over it. But he misjudged and landed right in the puddle, soaking his new shoes. He looked at his shoes and then at the puddle and said, 'Well, you got me this time, puddle!' His reaction was so unexpected and cute that it makes it a funny story.
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's funny because it plays on the double meaning of 'make up'. Atoms literally make up everything in the physical sense, but the phrase 'make up' can also mean to lie, so it's a humorous play on words.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'
Can you share some funny jokes and stories?
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'
Can you share some funny humor stories?
Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. (Just kidding! Here's a real one.) A wife asked her husband, 'Honey, you know how we always say we should have a special signal in case we're ever in danger? How about if we start whistling the Star - Spangled Banner?' The husband said, 'But what if we can't remember the tune?' The wife replied, 'Well, we'll just start singing the words really loud!'
What are some good examples of jokes, humor and funny stories?
Well, here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for humor, puns are a great source. For example, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' A funny story might be a kid who thought his dad's bald head was a great place to draw a face on while his dad was napping.
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'