What are some of the funniest truck driver stories you've heard?
There's this story of a truck driver who had a pet parrot in his cab. One day, while he was talking to another driver at a stop, the parrot started mimicking the truck's horn. It was so loud and unexpected that the other driver jumped. Then the parrot started saying 'Move it, slowpoke!' which made everyone around burst into laughter.
A truck driver was transporting a load of balloons for a party. On the way, some of the balloons got loose inside the truck. When he opened the back to check on his load, a bunch of balloons flew out and filled the air around him. He ended up looking like he was in the middle of a colorful cloud. Passing cars honked and people took pictures. It was quite a sight and a really funny story.
I heard about a truck driver who accidentally drove into a car wash instead of a truck stop. He was so tired that he just followed the signs without really looking. When the brushes started coming at his truck, he was so shocked at first, but then he just sat back and let it happen, figuring it was a new kind of truck stop service. The employees at the car wash were laughing their heads off.
What are some of the funniest truck driving stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a truck driver who accidentally drove into a car wash with his big rig. He thought it was just another open - air tunnel. His truck got all soapy and the brushes were banging against it. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake.
What are some of the scariest tow truck driver horror stories you've heard?
I heard about a tow truck driver who got a call to a haunted house area. When he was towing the car away, the mirrors of his truck showed a face that wasn't there in reality. He blinked a few times thinking it was his imagination, but the face kept appearing. He sped up to get away from that place. It was really terrifying for him.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.
What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?
I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.
What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.
What are some of the funniest halloween stories you've heard?
At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.
What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?
One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.
What are some of the funniest scout stories you've heard?
A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the funniest chemo stories you've heard?
I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.