Share Some of the Best Funny Humorous Stories
There was a man who was so lazy that he refused to use the stairs. Instead, he just sat on his suitcase and slid down the banister every time he wanted to go downstairs. His unique and extremely lazy approach to getting downstairs is quite humorous. It makes you wonder how someone could be that lazy and yet so creative in their own odd way.
Can you share some best funny humorous stories?
Here's another one. A little girl was trying to teach her cat to sing. She would sing a note and expect the cat to copy. Instead, the cat just stared at her blankly. When she got frustrated and stopped, the cat meowed as if to say 'Finally, you're done!'. It was really funny.
Best Funny Humorous Stories
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some humorous and funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was very surprised and asked, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man replied, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Can you share some humorous funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can be a king!'
Can you share some funny and humorous stories?
There was a little boy who was very afraid of the dark. One night, he told his mom, 'Mom, there's a monster in my closet.' His mom opened the closet, looked inside, and then came out with a funny face and said, 'Oh, it's just your dirty socks having a party. They are the smelly monsters!' The boy laughed and wasn't scared anymore. And then there's this story about a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, he made his own hat disappear into the wrong box and the rabbit ended up sitting on his head. It was really hilarious.
Can you share some funny or humorous stories?
Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' The dentist was confused until he realized the man thought he was complimenting his dental appearance rather than suggesting a dental procedure.
Can you share some funny and humorous stories?
Here's a story. A woman was at the grocery store. She saw a sign that said 'Buy one, get one free.' So she took two and went to the cashier. The cashier said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am. It's buy one, get one free, not take two, get them both free.' And the woman replied, 'But I'm married, so I always take two and get them both free at home.' Also, there was a man who tried to train his dog to do tricks. He held up a piece of meat and said, 'Roll over.' The dog just stared at him and then ate the meat when he dropped it.
Can you share some funny humorous stories?
Sure. There was a man who went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the steak arrived, it was so small. He said to the waiter, 'This steak looks like a mouse's dinner.' The waiter replied, 'Well, sir, we are short on cows but have plenty of mice.'
Can you share some funny humorous thanksgiving stories?
One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to have a non - traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Instead of a turkey, they cooked a huge chicken. But when they brought it to the table, the family dog, thinking it was for him, grabbed it and ran around the yard with it, leaving the family in stitches.
Can you share some short funny humorous stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a bear walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'