Share a funny husband and wife texting story.
One day, the wife texted the husband, 'I had a really bad day at work.' The husband replied, 'Aww, sweetie. I'll cook your favorite dinner tonight.' Then the wife sent, 'That's great! But can you also give me a foot massage?' And the husband said, 'Sure, if you let me watch my favorite show while doing it.'
Once, the wife texted the husband, 'Honey, I just saw a huge spider in the bathroom!' The husband replied, 'Don't worry, I'll be home soon to deal with it.' But then the wife sent another text, 'Never mind, I just made friends with it. His name is Jeff.'
Share a funny 24 7 texting story.
Once, my friend and I had a 24/7 texting marathon. We started by sending each other silly emojis. Then, I sent a made - up riddle. My friend replied with the most absurd answer ever, like 'The answer is a flying purple elephant!' It made me laugh so hard. We continued with random jokes all day and night, non - stop. It was a really funny texting experience that lasted for days on end.
Can you share a funny texting story?
Well, I have this story. My sister was texting her boyfriend and wanted to say 'I love you more than pizza'. But she accidentally typed 'I love you more than piss'. It was so embarrassing when he replied asking what she meant. We still laugh about it now.
Can you share some husband and wife funny story?
One funny story is that a wife was trying to cook a special dinner for her husband. She followed a new recipe but got confused and ended up adding salt instead of sugar to the dessert. When her husband took a bite, his face was priceless. He joked that she was trying to start a new diet trend for him - the 'no - sweet' diet.
Can you share some funny wife and husband story?
Sure. One time, the husband tried to surprise his wife by cooking dinner. He had no idea how to make a roast chicken. He ended up burning the outside while the inside was still raw. His wife came home, saw the mess in the kitchen and the strange - looking chicken, and they both just burst out laughing.
Can you share some funny wife and husband story?
Sure. One day, the husband came home early to surprise his wife. He quietly entered the kitchen where his wife was cooking. He crept up behind her and suddenly shouted 'Boo!'. His wife was so startled that she threw the ladle she was holding right at him. But then they both burst out laughing.
Share some funny drunk texting stories.
One time my friend got really drunk and texted his boss thinking it was his friend. He sent a bunch of emojis and then a message saying 'Let's party like rockstars tonight!'. In the morning, he was so embarrassed when he realized what he'd done.
What can we learn from husband and wife texting stories?
We can learn about their relationship dynamics. For example, if they text playfully like in the stories above, it shows a fun and light - hearted bond. It also shows how they communicate about daily issues, like grocery shopping or dealing with pests at home.
Share a gay texting story.
Well, once there were two guys, Tom and Jerry. Tom texted Jerry saying he found this amazing new coffee place in town. Jerry replied that he'd love to go. They then texted back and forth about their week, and how they were looking forward to spending time together at the coffee place. It was a simple yet sweet texting story of two gay friends sharing their day - to - day life through texts.
Share a scary texting story.
A girl I knew got a text from her ex - boyfriend who had passed away a year before. The text just said 'I miss you'. She thought it was some cruel prank at first. But then more texts came. 'Why did you forget me?' She was really scared. She showed the texts to her family, but they thought she was making it up. She changed her number in the end, but she still wonders if it was really her ex - boyfriend somehow reaching out from the other side.
Share some funny auto correct texting stories.
One time I texted my friend saying 'I'm going to the park to feed the ducks'. But auto correct changed 'ducks' to 'dunks'. My friend was so confused and asked me what 'dunks' were. I had to explain it was a mistake by my phone.