What are some of the funniest nurse patient stories you've heard?

Answer 1

A very talkative patient once told the nurse that he was a famous detective in his dreams. He started 'investigating' every little thing in the room, like the position of the water jug and the color of the curtains. The nurse was entertained by his antics and joined in his 'investigation', leading to a really fun and funny interaction between them.

Answer 2

I heard about a patient who tried to escape from the hospital in a wheelchair. The nurse saw him rolling towards the exit and ran after him. When she caught up, the patient said he was just 'testing the wheelchair's speed'. The nurse had a good chuckle and then wheeled him back to his room. In another story, a patient who had just had surgery was still a bit groggy from the anesthesia. He thought the nurse was an angel and kept asking her if she had wings. The nurse played along and told him they were invisible, which made the patient very happy and provided a really funny moment for everyone in the room.

Answer 3

There was a patient who thought the hospital food was a form of torture. So, every time the nurse brought the food, he would make these over - the - top dramatic faces. The nurse found it so funny that she started bringing him extra desserts just to see his reactions.