Can you give more funny 2 line stories?
A: I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. B: I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
A: I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. B: I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Then I realized they just wanted me to clean the floors.
Can you give me more funny one line stories?
The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said it was a topical solution. I replied, 'Thanks, Doc. I had no idea my rash was so well - known.'
Can you give more examples of scary one line stories?
The mirror showed my reflection with a different face for a split second.
Can you give more funny themes for stories?
Sure. 'The Confused Ghost' is a good one. A ghost that doesn't remember how to be spooky and ends up doing really silly things like trying to scare people with a party horn instead of a spooky moan. Another is 'The Runaway Gingerbread Man in the City'. Instead of running in the forest, he's running through the city streets, dodging cars and causing a ruckus in the local bakery. 'The Sleepwalking Supervillain' is also funny. A supervillain who sleepwalks and unknowingly does good deeds while thinking he's still up to no good.
Can you give more fml funny stories?
Sure. One day, I decided to be all fancy and wear high - heels to work. I was walking down the street and stepped into a pothole. My heel broke and I went flying forward, right in front of a bunch of people waiting for the bus. They all gasped and then started laughing as I picked myself up with a broken shoe.
Can you give more details about the '5 scary two line stories'?
Sure. One of the stories could be 'I was reading in the attic. All of a sudden, a cold draft blew out my lamp and I heard a moan.' It quickly sets a spooky scene. Another might be 'I took a shortcut through the alley. A cat hissed at me and then ran, as if fleeing from something.' And 'I entered the old barn. A rustling noise came from the hayloft, but there was no wind.'
Can you give more 'funny 2 sentence horror stories'?
I walked into the forest. Out of nowhere, a bunny with red eyes hopped towards me and whispered 'hello'.
Can you give more long funny campfire stories?
Sure. Here's one. A camper named Mike was sleeping in his tent when he heard a strange noise. He peeked out and saw a raccoon wearing a top hat and a monocle. The raccoon was trying to steal his food. Mike decided to have some fun. He told the raccoon that if it could tell a joke, he would give it all the food. The raccoon thought for a moment and said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!' Mike laughed so hard that he gave the raccoon double the food.
Can you give more funny jokes to put in stories?
Sure. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke. This is a simple knock - knock joke that can be used in a light - hearted children's story or a story with friendly characters having a bit of fun.
Can you give examples of '2 line love stories'?
He sent her a flower. 'This is for you,' he noted. 'It's as beautiful as your soul,' she texted back.
Can you give me more funny safe start stories?
Sure. There was a woman starting a yoga class. She walked in thinking she was really fit for it. But when she tried to do the first pose, she lost her balance and fell right on her mat. Everyone around her had a laugh, and she joined in too. It was a funny start to her yoga journey.