What are the most memorable funny DM stories you've heard?
I heard of a DM where a person was trying to sell a 'unicorn horn' through direct messages. They sent really elaborate descriptions and pictures that were clearly just a painted plastic cone. The whole sales pitch in the DMs was so outlandish and funny.
A friend told me about a DM they got where the sender thought they were messaging a famous actor. The messages were full of requests for autographs and invitations to their birthday party. It was so funny because my friend is just an ordinary person.
What are the most memorable funny proposals stories you've heard?
I once heard about a couple where the guy proposed while they were skydiving. He managed to hold the ring box in his hand all the way down and showed it to her just before they landed. It was so unexpected and she was so thrilled. It was a story full of adventure and fun.
What are the most memorable funny confessions stories you've heard?
One memorable one was a girl confessing that she thought her mom was a spy. Because her mom always seemed to know everything she did, even when she was super sneaky. Turns out her mom just had a sixth sense for her daughter's antics.
What are the most memorable housekeeping funny stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a housekeeper who mistook a decorative rock for a piece of dirt and tried to sweep it up. It wouldn't budge, and they were so confused until they realized it was a rock. Another story is that a housekeeper found a whole collection of action figures arranged in a battle scene on the dresser. It was really unexpected and made them chuckle.
What are the most memorable funny and true stories you've heard?
A woman once put her phone in the fridge by mistake while she was distracted. She spent hours looking for it all over the house. When she finally found it, she couldn't stop laughing at herself. It's a simple but really funny true story.
What are the most memorable funny hazing stories you've heard?
I heard about a fraternity hazing where the new guys had to wear the silliest costumes and do a dance in the middle of the campus. They were all dressed as different animals and were hopping around. It was quite a sight and everyone who saw it couldn't stop laughing.
What are the most memorable funny physician stories you've heard?
I heard of a doctor who had his pants split right in the middle of a ward round. He was so embarrassed but managed to joke about it to ease the tension.
What are the most memorable funny resignation stories you've heard?
I heard of a person who worked at a zoo. They loved animals so much that when they resigned, they got all the animals to 'help'. They had a parrot trained to say 'He's leaving' and they made the monkeys hold up signs that said 'Goodbye' in a very comical way. It was a very unique and funny resignation that everyone at the zoo still talks about.
What are the most memorable funny driving stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a guy who was driving with his dog in the back seat. The dog suddenly stuck its head out of the window and started howling at every passing car. It was so funny how the other drivers were looking at the dog in surprise.
What are the most memorable funny weed stories you've heard?
I heard about a person who smoked weed and then tried to have a serious conversation with his pet parrot. He thought the parrot was actually answering his questions. He spent hours talking to it until he came out of his 'high' and realized how silly he had been. It was a very amusing story.
What are the most memorable funny Sims 4 stories you've heard?
A friend of mine had a Sim who was a gardener. The Sim was watering the plants and accidentally watered themselves instead. They then slipped on the wet floor and fell into a bush. It was really funny.