Share some funny if then stories.
If pigs could fly, then the sky would be filled with pink dots. Pigs are usually associated with the ground and being rather clumsy. But if they could fly, it would be a really strange and funny sight. They might even start their own little piggy airlines up there in the sky.
Here is one. If a cat could talk, then it would probably complain about how often it has to pose for cute pictures. Because cats seem so independent and yet we always force them into these adorable stances for our own amusement.
Share some 2023 funny stories.
One funny story from 2023 was when my dog chased its own tail and got so dizzy that it just plopped down on the grass looking completely confused. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.
Share some funny edibles stories.
My family once decided to have a 'create - your - own - pizza' night. My little brother thought that ketchup packets were a new type of cheese and spread them all over his pizza. When it came out of the oven, it was a gooey mess and smelled really odd. We all laughed about it for days.
Share some funny drug stories.
Once, my friend took some cold medicine that made him really drowsy. But instead of going to sleep, he started talking in the funniest gibberish. He was convinced he was a famous philosopher and was spouting off the most absurd 'theories' that had us all in stitches.
Share some funny twitch stories.
A Twitch streamer tried to do a parkour run in a game. But he kept miscalculating the jumps and ended up falling into the same virtual pond over and over again. His frustration and then his hilarious attempts to find a new route were really funny.
Share some funny DM stories.
One funny DM story I have is when I was playing an online game. A player DMed me asking for help with a quest. But instead of just asking straightforwardly, they sent me a long, rambling message filled with misspelled words and hilarious emojis. It took me a while to figure out what they actually needed.
Share some funny ICU stories.
One funny ICU story is about a patient who woke up from a short coma. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked the nurse if he could get a pizza delivered to the ICU. The nurse was so surprised but managed to have a good laugh. Another one was a patient who thought the beeping machines were some kind of new - age music and started humming along to the rhythm.
Share some funny 2 line stories.
One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'
Share some funny weed stories.
Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.
Share some funny Sims 4 stories.
In my Sims 4 game, there was a Sim who was really into fitness. One day, they were working out on the treadmill and suddenly tripped and flew across the room. They landed in a really awkward position and just lay there for a while, looking dazed. It made me laugh out loud.