One ambulance story involves a drunk guy who called 911 thinking the ambulance was a taxi. When the ambulance arrived, he tried to give the paramedics money and told them to take him to a fast - food restaurant. The paramedics patiently explained that they were there for medical emergencies, but it was really a comical situation.
A funny ambulance story is when an ambulance rushed to a 'patient' who was actually a mannequin that some pranksters had set up to look like an accident victim. The paramedics were quite startled at first but then had a good chuckle when they realized it was a joke.
A memorable one is when an ambulance was called for a woman who fainted. But when they got to her, she woke up immediately and said she just wanted to see if the ambulance service was fast. It was really unexpected and funny.
There was this ambulance crew that got a call to pick up a patient who was supposedly very ill. When they got to the address, it turned out to be a little boy who had eaten too much candy and was just feeling a bit queasy. He was so cute, telling them all about his candy stash as they checked him over. They ended up just giving him some advice on not overeating sweets.
Sure. One time an ambulance was called for an elderly man who thought he was having a heart attack. But when the paramedics arrived, it turned out he had just eaten too much spicy food. He was so embarrassed but everyone had a good laugh.
A man had a severe allergic reaction at a park. The ambulance got there fast. They immediately gave him the necessary treatment. It was amazing how quickly they responded.
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A tard entered a 'no pets allowed' restaurant with a stuffed animal, claiming it was his service pet. He said it helped him with his 'loneliness disorder'. The look on the waiter's face was priceless.
At a casino, there was a magician performing as entertainment. A drunk customer thought the magician was cheating at a card game. He challenged the magician to a duel of sorts. The magician then used his magic tricks to make the drunk guy's hat disappear, which made everyone laugh, including the drunk guy once he realized what had happened.
A kid at a daycare center found a suppository that a child had accidentally dropped. He thought it was a little white rocket and started making 'whoosh' sounds while running around with it. The daycare workers were in shock at first but then had a good laugh.
One time, my grandpa was trying to show off his dancing skills at a family gathering. He did this really old - fashioned jig that made everyone burst out laughing. It was so funny to see him twirl around.
A man with Tourettes used to involuntarily say 'giraffe' in the middle of conversations. At a family dinner, he said it just as his aunt was about to take a bite of her steak. She was so startled that she dropped her fork. It was quite a comical moment.