Can you share some of the best stupid criminal stories?
Sure. There was a criminal who tried to rob a bank. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper and handed it to the teller. But he accidentally gave the teller his own shopping list instead. Another one is a burglar who broke into a house and then called the police himself because he couldn't find the way out.
Can you share some funny stupid criminal stories?
Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.
What are some details in the best stupid criminal stories?
In some of these stories, like the one where a criminal tried to rob a bank. He planned to write a threatening note but used his work ID card as the paper. The bank teller saw his name and photo right away. Also, there was a case of a shoplifter who put items in his pants but they kept falling out as he walked around the store. He didn't even notice until the store security stopped him. It just shows how clueless some criminals can be.
Can you share some stories from 'best stupid stories'?
Sure. There was a story where a man thought his cat could talk just because it meowed in different tones when he talked to it. He started having full conversations with the cat, believing it was giving him advice on life. It was really stupid but also quite funny.
Share some best dumb criminal stories.
A burglar broke into a house. He was so hungry that he stopped to make himself a sandwich in the kitchen. While he was eating, the homeowners came back. He was so startled that he didn't even try to run but just sat there with the sandwich in his hand waiting to be arrested.
Can you share some stupid but funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his front door. So he stood there for ages, pressing buttons, until his neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. Another one is about a guy who tried to take a selfie with a wild deer. He got too close and the deer chased him all around the park.
Can you share some funny but stupid stories?
Sure. One time, my friend thought that a toaster was a phone charger. He tried to plug his phone into it. Another one is about a guy who put salt in his coffee instead of sugar just because the containers looked similar. And there was this person who tried to open a car door with their house key for a good five minutes before realizing it was the wrong key.
Can you share some stupid school stories?
Sure. Once in my school, a boy was so eager to answer a question in class that he stood up and said the wrong answer loudly, then realized his mistake and blushed furiously. It was really funny.
Can you share some stupid wife stories?
Well, here's one. A friend's wife once tried to cook a big dinner for the family. She was making a roast. But she got distracted by the TV and completely forgot about it in the oven. By the time she remembered, the roast was as black as coal. It was a total disaster but also quite funny in hindsight.
Can you share some short stupid stories?
Sure. Here's one. A man tried to catch a fish with his bare hands in a park fountain because he thought it was a magical fish that would grant wishes. Of course, he just got wet and chased the fish away.
Can you share some stupid teacher stories?
I once had a teacher who thought that the capital of Australia was Sydney. When a student corrected him and said it was Canberra, he got really defensive and refused to believe it. He even marked the student wrong on a test for answering 'Canberra'. It was a really stupid mistake for a teacher to make.