What is your favorite funny family event story?
I have to say the time when we had a family talent show at home. My sister was doing a ballet dance. Mid - way through, she slipped on a toy that was left on the floor. She ended up doing a very ungraceful tumble. But instead of being upset, she got up and started doing a goofy dance. It was so unexpected and made the whole family laugh so hard. We still talk about it today.
My favorite is when my family went bowling. My grandpa, who had never bowled before, picked up the ball and threw it in the completely wrong direction. It ended up in the lane next to us. Everyone in that lane looked so shocked, and we couldn't hold back our laughter. It was really funny.
What is your favorite Asmongold funny story?
My favorite has to be when he was role - playing in a game. He was trying to be this super serious character, but then another player made a really silly joke. Asmongold couldn't keep a straight face and burst out laughing, completely breaking his role - play character. It was really funny to see him lose his composure like that. He then tried to get back into character but just couldn't stop giggling for a while.
What is your favorite nickmercs funny story?
My favorite is when he was in a voice chat with his friends during a game. One of his friends told a really bad joke and nickmercs was drinking water at that moment. He spit out the water all over his setup because he was laughing so hard. It was really chaotic but super funny.
What is your favorite funny teacher story?
I like the story of a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a naughty student had placed on his chair. The loud noise made everyone laugh, and the teacher's face turned red. But he then joined in the laughter and said it was a great prank.
What is your favorite funny animal story?
I like the story of the dog that tried to catch its shadow. The dog saw its shadow on the ground and thought it was some other strange animal. It barked at it and tried to pounce on it. But of course, the shadow just moved as the dog moved. After a while, the dog got tired and lay down, still eyeing the shadow suspiciously. It was really funny how the dog didn't realize it was just its own shadow.
What is your favorite funny hamster story?
I like the story of a hamster named Benny. Benny's owner had bought him a new exercise ball. Benny got into the ball and started rolling around the room. But he got so excited that he rolled right into a wall and then just sat there in the ball, looking dazed. After a few seconds, he started rolling again, this time more carefully. It was really funny to see him figure out how to use the ball and his little misadventure.
What is your favorite fear funny story?
I like the story of a kid who was afraid of clowns. At a circus, a clown came up to him to give him a balloon. The kid ran away screaming, and in his haste, he ran straight into a pole. His parents were both worried and amused at the same time.
What is your favorite funny dog story?
There is a dog named Rocky. Rocky loved to play with balls. One time, his owner threw a small ball into a big pipe. Rocky thought he could easily get it. He squeezed himself into the pipe, but then got stuck. His butt was sticking out while he was wiggling and trying to get free. His owner had to pull him out carefully. Rocky was a bit embarrassed but it was a really funny incident.
What is your favorite turkey funny story?
My favorite is about a turkey that tried to fly onto the roof. It flapped its wings so hard but could only get a few feet off the ground. And when it finally landed on a low fence, it lost its balance and tumbled into a flower bed. It looked so bewildered when it stood up covered in dirt and petals.
What is your favorite funny cop story?
A police officer was teaching a safety class at a school. He was demonstrating how to call 911. He accidentally dialed the wrong number and ended up on the line with a pizza place. He was so embarrassed but quickly turned it into a teaching moment by saying 'See, kids, it's important to make sure you dial the right number when it's an emergency. And now I'm really craving pizza!'
What is your favorite Christmas family story?
The Christmas when my older brother came back from overseas to surprise us is my favorite family story. We had no idea he was coming. He showed up at the door during our Christmas dinner. Everyone was in shock and then there were hugs and tears everywhere. We all sat down together, and he told us about his adventures. That Christmas was filled with so much joy and love. It made us realize how important family is, especially during the holidays.