Can you share some funny divorce revenge stories?
Once a woman divorced her husband who was a neat freak. After the divorce, she mailed him a box full of confetti. Knowing how much he hated mess, she thought it was a funny revenge. The confetti would make a huge mess when he opened the box, and it would drive him crazy as it was the opposite of his love for order.
A man got divorced, and his ex - wife always boasted about her cooking skills. So, he sent her a cookbook as a 'divorce gift' but with all the pages where the best recipes were stuck together. He thought it was a humorous way to 'get back' at her for her over - confidence in the kitchen during their marriage.
Can you share some funny divorce stories?
Sure. There was a couple who were dividing their possessions. They had a pet parrot. The husband said, 'I'll keep the parrot.' But the parrot kept shouting the wife's name all day. Eventually, the husband gave up and let the wife have the parrot.
Can you share some divorce funny stories?
Sure. One funny divorce story is about a couple who fought over their pet dog during the divorce. They both loved the dog so much that they ended up having a 'dog - sharing' schedule like they were co - parenting a child. Every week, they would exchange the dog at a local park, and sometimes they would even chat briefly about the dog's new tricks.
Can you share some funny revenge stories?
Sure. There was a guy who always took his neighbor's parking spot. So the neighbor one day covered his car with post - it notes that said 'Respect others' parking'. Another one is about a coworker who stole someone's lunch. The victim then put a really hot pepper in the thief's coffee the next day.
Can you share some funny true divorce stories?
Sure. There was a couple who got divorced. The husband was really into collecting old vinyl records. When they were dividing their stuff, they argued for hours over a scratched record that neither of them really liked but both wanted just to be difficult.
Can you share some funny divorce short stories?
Sure. There was a couple who divorced because they couldn't agree on how to load the dishwasher. The husband liked to put all the big plates at the back, while the wife thought it was more logical to put them in the front. They argued about it so much that they decided to part ways. It's funny how such a small thing could lead to a divorce.
Can you share a few best divorce revenge stories?
Sure. In one case, a wife found her husband had a secret gambling problem that was draining their savings. She hired a private investigator to gather evidence. During the divorce, she presented this evidence which made it clear he was irresponsible. As a result, she got the majority of the assets and custody of the kids.
Can you share some funny revenge on cheaters stories?
One story I heard was about a guy who found out his roommate was cheating on his girlfriend. So, he changed all the labels on the roommate's expensive skin - care products to something like 'for cheating losers'. When the roommate used them without noticing, his girlfriend saw the labels and questioned him. It was really funny.
Can you share some funny hoa revenge stories?
There's a story of a woman in an HOA who was constantly harassed by the HOA for having a small bench in her front yard. They said it violated some 'aesthetic' rule. She got revenge by filling her front yard with hundreds of little gnome statues. The HOA tried to fine her but she argued that they were collectibles and part of her gardening theme. It became a huge headache for the HOA and they eventually backed off as she had a lot of support from other neighbors who thought the gnomes were cute.
Can you share some short funny revenge stories?
There was a coworker who always stole my lunches. I filled a sandwich with really hot peppers. He took it, ate it, and his face turned bright red as he ran for water. I never had my lunch stolen again. It was hilarious to see his reaction and know he learned his lesson.
Can you share some funny relationship revenge stories?
There was a story I heard. A guy was always making fun of his girlfriend's cooking. One day, when he had his friends coming over for a game night, she made a special 'dish' just for him. She mixed all the things he hated in one plate and served it to him in front of his friends. His friends laughed and he learned his lesson not to be so mean about her cooking.