Sun. The sun was so hot one day. A little ant tried to carry a crumb across the sand. But every time it took a step, the sun made the sand so hot that it had to jump around like a crazy dancer just to avoid burning its feet.
There was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to write a letter to God asking for a smaller nose. His mother found the letter and instead of mailing it, she replied 'Dear son, God made you perfect. But if he made your nose any smaller, there would be no place for your finger.'
I told a joke. The fish laughed. True story.
Sure. 'Dog ate my homework. Oops.'
Sure. A man goes to a library and asks for a book on paranoia. The librarian whispers, 'They're watching you, and we don't have that book.'
Sure. One story is about a cat. It chased its own tail thinking it was a mouse. The cat ran in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down. It was really funny to watch its confusion.
Sure. Here's one: Cat chased tail. It's simple but funny as it shows the cat's silly behavior of chasing its own tail.