Tell me a funny dealership story.
Once, a customer came into the car dealership. He was looking at a convertible. He asked the salesperson if the car could fly like in the movies. The salesperson, with a straight face, said 'Only on Tuesdays when there's a full moon.' The customer was stunned for a moment and then burst out laughing. It broke the ice and they had a great conversation about the real features of the car after that.
At a motorcycle dealership, a very short customer came in. He wanted to test - ride a huge, tall motorcycle. The salesperson was a bit worried but let him do it. When the customer tried to get on, he had to jump several times. Once he finally got on, his feet didn't reach the ground. He looked like a kid on a big bike. But he was determined and rode it around the lot very carefully. It was so funny that everyone in the dealership was watching and laughing in a friendly way.
Can you share another funny dealership story?
A dealership had a special event where they were giving away free balloons to kids. One little boy got a balloon and accidentally let it go inside the dealership. It floated up to the ceiling and got stuck in the rafters. All the salespeople and customers tried to get it down. They used brooms, threw things at it, but nothing worked. In the end, they just left it there, and every time someone looked up, they would chuckle, remembering the crazy balloon incident.
Can you share some funny dealership stories?
Sure. One time at a car dealership, a customer came in looking for a red convertible. The salesperson showed him a shiny red one. As the customer was checking it out, a seagull flew by and pooped right on the hood. The customer and the salesperson just stared at each other in shock for a moment, then burst out laughing.
Tell me a funny funny story.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
Can you share some funny car dealership stories?
Sure. One time at a dealership, there was a customer who came in asking for a car with a really specific shade of blue. The salesman showed him every blue car they had, but the customer was not satisfied. In the end, it turned out he had a pair of blue-tinted sunglasses on and the cars were actually the right color all along.
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There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.
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Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
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There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.
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There was a group of ducks walking in a line. One of the ducks at the back was daydreaming and didn't notice that the others had stopped. So it walked right into the duck in front of it. This made all the ducks start quacking loudly in surprise. They waddled around in a confused mess for a few minutes before getting back into their line and continuing their walk.
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Once upon a time, there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He would try to roost in the chicken coop every night. The chickens were very confused by this strange 'chicken' that quacked instead of clucked. One day, a fox came near the coop. All the chickens were scared and huddled together. But the duck, thinking he was a chicken, waddled right up to the fox and started quacking angrily. The fox was so startled by this odd creature that he ran away. And the duck became the hero of the chicken coop.
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Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It chased cars, barked at the mailman (well, meowed as if it was barking), and even tried to fetch sticks. One day, it saw a real dog doing these things and got so confused. It stared at the dog for a long time, as if trying to figure out why it wasn't as good at being a dog as the other one. It was really funny to watch.