Well, there was this guy who 'got into' a lot of trouble at school. He was always 'messing around' instead of studying. One day, his teacher said they were going to 'go over' the test results. He knew he had 'messed up' big time. But then he decided to 'turn over' a new leaf. He 'started out' by paying more attention in class. He 'picked up' all the knowledge he could. And in the end, he 'got through' the next test with flying colors.
Once there was a man who 'looked up' to his boss. One day, his boss said they were going to 'take on' a new project. The man was excited but a bit nervous. He 'got along' well with most of his colleagues, but there was one who always 'put him down'. As they started the project, they had to 'figure out' many problems. In the end, they managed to 'pull it off' successfully, and the man who used to 'put him down' finally 'came around' and apologized.
A giraffe was trying to sleep standing up like they usually do. But it was so sleepy that it started to sway back and forth. Eventually, it lost its balance and fell over. All the other animals in the savannah were startled at first, but then they couldn't stop laughing as the giraffe struggled to get back up with its long legs flailing in the air.
Segal once went to a magic show. He was so excited that he volunteered to be part of an act. The magician told him to stand still and close his eyes. But Segal got so nervous that when the magician said 'abracadabra', Segal jumped and ran into a curtain on the stage, getting all wrapped up. It was a side - splitting moment for the whole audience.
There's a story where Hidan tried to convert some bandits to his 'religion' of Jashin. He was going on and on about it, but the bandits just thought he was crazy. They started making fun of him, and Hidan got so mad that he chased them around while still preaching. It was hilarious to see the bandits running away while Hidan was waving his scythe and shouting about Jashin.
Lemmy was at the zoo. He stopped in front of the monkey enclosure. He started making monkey - like noises to get the monkeys' attention. Well, one monkey took it as a challenge and started making even louder and weirder noises back at Lemmy. Lemmy was so amused that he sat there for hours having this 'noise battle' with the monkey, and it was the funniest thing to watch for the other visitors at the zoo.
One of the funniest bedtime stories I know is 'The Stinky Cheese Man'. In this story, all the characters are parodies of classic fairy tale figures. The Stinky Cheese Man himself runs around causing chaos because of his smell. It's hilarious how he outwits the other characters like the Little Red Hen and the Fox. The illustrations are also very comical, adding to the overall funniness of the story.
Well, this one time at a deli, a customer was trying to order a bagel sandwich. But he kept getting the fillings mixed up in his order. He first said he wanted tuna and then changed it to turkey and then back to tuna again. By the time the bagel was made, it had both tuna and turkey on it, and he just ate it anyway while joking about his indecisiveness. It was quite a funny scene.
There was a time when King Arthur was hosting a grand feast. A jester was performing and made a bet with Arthur that he could make the king's beard move without touching it. The jester then brought in a mouse and let it run across the table towards Arthur. Arthur, being a bit squeamish, jumped up and his beard wiggled as he did so. Everyone in the hall burst into laughter.
Daphne and Miles were at a music concert. They were standing near the front. The singer threw a guitar pick into the crowd. Miles jumped up to catch it but instead, his hat flew off and landed on the drummer's head. Daphne couldn't stop laughing. The drummer was a good sport and played a little solo with Miles' hat on his head. It was such a funny moment that Daphne and Miles still talk about it.
The funniest one I know is when Starfire tried to learn Earth's dance moves. She ended up doing a mix of her alien dance and some really bad break - dancing. It looked so strange that everyone around her couldn't stop laughing.