Lemmy was at the zoo. He stopped in front of the monkey enclosure. He started making monkey - like noises to get the monkeys' attention. Well, one monkey took it as a challenge and started making even louder and weirder noises back at Lemmy. Lemmy was so amused that he sat there for hours having this 'noise battle' with the monkey, and it was the funniest thing to watch for the other visitors at the zoo.
Well, I know a story where a lemmy tried to steal a cookie from a picnic basket. It tiptoed up to the basket, but when it reached in, its whole body got stuck. It wiggled and wriggled until it finally popped out with the cookie still in its little paws.
A giraffe was trying to sleep standing up like they usually do. But it was so sleepy that it started to sway back and forth. Eventually, it lost its balance and fell over. All the other animals in the savannah were startled at first, but then they couldn't stop laughing as the giraffe struggled to get back up with its long legs flailing in the air.
Segal once went to a magic show. He was so excited that he volunteered to be part of an act. The magician told him to stand still and close his eyes. But Segal got so nervous that when the magician said 'abracadabra', Segal jumped and ran into a curtain on the stage, getting all wrapped up. It was a side - splitting moment for the whole audience.
There's a story where Hidan tried to convert some bandits to his 'religion' of Jashin. He was going on and on about it, but the bandits just thought he was crazy. They started making fun of him, and Hidan got so mad that he chased them around while still preaching. It was hilarious to see the bandits running away while Hidan was waving his scythe and shouting about Jashin.
One of the funniest bedtime stories I know is 'The Stinky Cheese Man'. In this story, all the characters are parodies of classic fairy tale figures. The Stinky Cheese Man himself runs around causing chaos because of his smell. It's hilarious how he outwits the other characters like the Little Red Hen and the Fox. The illustrations are also very comical, adding to the overall funniness of the story.
There was a time when King Arthur was hosting a grand feast. A jester was performing and made a bet with Arthur that he could make the king's beard move without touching it. The jester then brought in a mouse and let it run across the table towards Arthur. Arthur, being a bit squeamish, jumped up and his beard wiggled as he did so. Everyone in the hall burst into laughter.
Daphne and Miles were at a music concert. They were standing near the front. The singer threw a guitar pick into the crowd. Miles jumped up to catch it but instead, his hat flew off and landed on the drummer's head. Daphne couldn't stop laughing. The drummer was a good sport and played a little solo with Miles' hat on his head. It was such a funny moment that Daphne and Miles still talk about it.
The funniest one I know is when Starfire tried to learn Earth's dance moves. She ended up doing a mix of her alien dance and some really bad break - dancing. It looked so strange that everyone around her couldn't stop laughing.
A funny teacher meme story is about the teacher who is always losing their chalk. In the meme, the teacher is looking everywhere for the chalk while the students are trying not to laugh. The story could be that the teacher actually found the chalk in their own pocket all along but didn't realize it until they had turned the classroom upside down.
The funniest one I know is when Peppa's family went camping. Peppa thought she saw a monster outside the tent at night. She screamed and woke everyone up. But it turned out to be just a branch that looked spooky in the moonlight. They all laughed about it in the morning.